omg omg

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Look at the lazy bizznatch who finally found her password.

 

[Captain Beard]

OMGZZZZZZZZSEXBBQSATAN

Yay!

 

[Anvil]

congrats

 

[MajestikMøøse]

show us yr boobies plz

 

[Captain Beard]

She's not legal yet silly.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

she is for me

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, you get them and send them to us. I mean... Bad max, thats immoral!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

She is for me too! Winnar!

 

[the phish]

"old enough to pee, good enough for me" i always say.

 

[Lord Foul]

She is for me too! Winnar!

By the information in your public profile you appear to be a few days shy of the age of majority in the great state of New York.

Hand to god I was told this straight faced by another man once: If you sit her down on the curb and her feet touch the street, she's old enough.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hand to god I was told this straight faced by another man once: If you sit her down on the curb and her feet touch the street, she's old enough.

On another thread that went this direction, neal's qualifier was "if there's grass on the field, play ball"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

By the information in your public profile you appear to be a few days shy of the age of majority in the great state of New York.

Oh yeah, forgot, seventeen is legal in New York.

 

[Lord Foul]

On another thread that went this direction, neal's qualifier was "if there's grass on the field, play ball"

Men: try this quiz

My housemate says you always ask for I.D. just to cover your ass. My own rule is much simpler: if I think I need to ask for I.D. she's TOO FUCKING YOUNG.

 

[MFJ]

she is for me

word up!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Haha. I got 75% on the quiz.

 

[neal]

On another thread that went this direction, neal's qualifier was "if there's grass on the field, play ball"

and if there's no grass, flip her over and play in the mud!

 

[MFJ]

<3 Hero

 

[Lord Foul]

and if there's no grass, flip her over and play in the mud!

*perks up* Buttsex?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and if there's no grass, flip her over and play in the mud!

Dude, sick!
[/Kyle Broflofski voice]

 

[Will Bozarth]