OMG the WIN!!!

[Uladyne]

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/hairstyles-beauty/beauty-blog/spermine-facials

(link is safe for work)

Now we don't have to worry about wiping it off right away!

 

[updog]

fucking win!

 

[sprack]

Now all they need to do is prove it prevents/cures throat cancer.

 

[iekobrid]

Meanwhile...


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/hairstyles-beauty/beauty-blog/pink-button-beauty-product?click=main_sr

' The product in question is called "My New Pink Button" and it's a dye that promises to "restore the pink back to a woman's genitals". Basically, you apply the stuff to your labia to make the color lighter and more even.

It comes in four shades and can be used on nipples as well. '

 

[TheWinterSnow]

What type of women are they getting to write these articles? All teh oh emm gee's, what the eff, "like OMG". Can they sound like any bigger bimbos?

 

[Brandon E.]

Why the fuck are they paying $250 dollars for this? Women are crazy

 

[SocialNumb]

Dude, i'll hook them up for 20$.

 

[plague_rider]

Dude, i'll hook them up for 20$.

The face cream or the re-pinkening of the labia??

 

[SocialNumb]

I think the gif tells the story.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I like how the chick says "If I hear one more guy say I would've given you one for free I'll scream."
Like....REALLY Bitch? What the fuck you think they're going to say? "Oh that sounds MAHHHHVELOUS dahhling" ???

Seriously, trying to play it off like you're not a whore is fucking wack. You can justify it to yourself all you want 250 for that is a fucking hustle...any girl ever could get one for free and you just paid 250!

BITCH THERE'S JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!

 

[Everybody]

women are fucking stupid sometimes lol

 

[Altitudes]

women are fucking stupid sometimes lol

Understatement of the century

 

[ahjteam]

women are fucking stupid sometimes lol

Well duh, EVERYBODY knows that. pun intended.

 

[plague_rider]

BITCH THERE'S JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!

Quote of the day...

 

[drew_drummer]

I like how the chick says "If I hear one more guy say I would've given you one for free I'll scream."
Like....REALLY Bitch? What the fuck you think they're going to say? "Oh that sounds MAHHHHVELOUS dahhling" ???

Seriously, trying to play it off like you're not a whore is fucking wack. You can justify it to yourself all you want 250 for that is a fucking hustle...any girl ever could get one for free and you just paid 250!

BITCH THERE'S JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!

Not even that. There's FAKE jizz on their face!

And I bet the next column will be some bullshit about natural cures being better than lab made cures for crabbiness or some shit.

 

[Uladyne]

I provide a purely organic, all natural, no-preservatives, 100% real product, free of charge.

And my Fiancee let's me video the application process.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Pff these mags are full of nothing but lols.