Once I saw this Halloween porn

[FuSoYa]

And it had the actors dressed up as various monsters (frankenstein's monster, the mummy, etc) having sex.

Anyway when it came time for Dracula's money shot, he had soooo much jizz. Like, it was seriously maybe 10 times more than an average person's.


i saw it and thought, Damn, vampires have a lot of cum.

 

[FuSoYa]

Mia says blood is only one molecule different than cum.

so anyway I guess that makes sense.

 

[FuSoYa]

I mean, because vampires drink blood, etc.

 

[The Dope]

Makes sense to me too.

 

[goatschool]

but, the vampire needs blood for sustenance. it wouldn't want to use it unecessarily? and wouldn't the sperm be dead too?

what i think happened there was that the vampire rigged up some sort of bellow/pulley rig inside of his pelvis that dispensed some kind of similar liquid. which is probably why it could afford a copious amount.

i have to ask, were the monsters having sex with each other?

 

[minxnim]

omg was this the one with the really bad costumes and goblins having sex with girls and stuff? if so, i will admit to having seen it. i don't remember specifically dracula's load. (!!) but um yea.

 

[IanDork107]

snow white and dwarves porn is the best.

 

[deadair]

what the hell is going on here?

 

[lizard]

I saw a Alice in Wonderland porn once. she got it on with tweedledee and tweedledum. and then with a whole deck of male cards.

 

[minxnim]

52 pick up?

 

[xfer]

PREPPY is all "show me the funny" today.

 

[lizard]

Alice was a girl who knew her way around the suits.

 

[minxnim]

PREPPY is all "show me the funny" today.

alex inexplicably knows

 

[TheNewChupe]

i haven't seen monster pr0n, but one time we did blow a couple dollars on a really crappy italian one with a scene rife with spaghetti in naughty places. the people were rather ugly and the $$ should've been spent on beer.

 

[FalseTodd]

MONSTER PARTIES: FACT OR FICTION?

"Where are you now?"

"...I'm...in...the graveyard...I can hear a noise...it sounds..like....people having a party....there's cake...and...a keg of beer....and....(gasp)...they're...they're not people! They're monsters!!! The Mummy is drunk! And he loves the funk! The wolfman went bad....he kissed Frankenstein's bride! Frankie got mad...he nearly died!"

 

[FuSoYa]

nix - yes. The Dracula one in question was with the Bride of Frankenstein. (sic)

 

[goatschool]

okay i'm gonna flip out. i almost asked that question as a throwaway because i was 99% sure it was gonna get answered with "no real mammalian ladies" (or men).

because i own a short bigfoot porn featuring such.

 

[coelacanth_M]

the bigfoot porn = the geek!?

 

[goatschool]

yep.

 

[coelacanth_M]

omg omg omg.

i didn't know you actually owned that!
it there any way that you could make me a copy of it? (maybe we can trade for something?)