Once I saw this Halloween porn

[FuSoYa]

i'll trade you the bigfoot porn for a tooth.

 

[goatschool]

i'd really like to get a system going where i can transfer all of the remaining vhs necessities to dvd. a mysterious dude from the midwest made a bigfoot tape for me years ago, and this was a part of the deal - as well as an unreleased 70s sasquatch film which never, ever has seen the light of day, as far as i know.

i tried to contact the guy a while ago, but he never responded. so i mean, i might even be sitting on a gold mine. someone beat me to the (8 yr long) punch as far as writing an article on bigfoot movies goes, but that dude didn't even know about this film.

anyhow, yeah. i would gladly trade it if i can get a hold of a 2nd vcr or an analog/dv set up.

 

[FuSoYa]

nick you use a mac right?

you can probably go S-Video from your VCR to your mac and use iMovie, real easy.

 

[goatschool]

hmm.

 

[kleo706]

I saw this movie called Alice in Anal Land. She had a plastic cat andwas guided by "Mr. Spud," a potato with plastic limbs stuck in it. While Ally got it on with the mad hatter and the march hare, said potato sprouted a nose in his crotch/erection and was thrown on top of the cat.

 

[xfer]

why have i never seen any porn that was remotely interesting?

 

[minxnim]

you haven't lived with preppy #2.

 

[minxnim]

hey anyone remember when i posted on BCO that i saw the r kelly video b/c dudes were watching it in my apartment and someone said they'd turn me into the police?



that video was the least of my fucking worries. those candy asses.

 

[lizard]

I saw a video involving a pig, a woman, and some hay bales, once. blarg.

 

[xfer]

no i don't, die_prëppy, but once i caught my roommate searching kazaa for it on my computer and was like STOP THAT RIGHT NOW SHE IS FOURTEEN.

 

[minxnim]

yea i was pretty bummed that prep#2 bought it on canal street. i made him take it outside and break it in half. i saw about 1/3 seconds of it. it was def. r kelly too.

 

[goatschool]

i don't remember that either, but i wish i had seen it happen

 

[xfer]

well, i mean, i would watch it on someone else's computer.

 

[minxnim]

nix, it was all the preppy haters that sort of flocked at the chance to try and burn me. i was like 'ok so call the police and say "GO TO PREPPY'S HOUSE"'

in spanish they call those people 'el retardo'

 

[azal]

I had the r kelly vid in my backpack for a whole day but never watch it.



I gave it back to the black dude at work that gave it to me and told him to get rid of it if he didn't want to go to jail....again, most likely.

It was awesome and creepy though while I was in the pool hall working, watching the news and hearing them say that people with the r kelly vid will be arrested and having it in my bag at that very moment!

 

[exciar28]

Sorry to post a reply doesn't suit with the atmosphere, a sect of Korean mysticism(sorry my english skill doesn't describe well) says that sperm is the purified form of blood (in men). In women, when blood purified, it becomes mother's milk.

 

[exciar28]

Blood is red, sperm and milk is white. Sometimes I think about a relation of Blood - Sperm(Milk) and Rubedo - Albedo. (where's Nigredo? I dunno about alchemy well.)

 

[xfer]

whoa exciar is all mystical and shit! appreciated.

also: they have black people in serbia??

 

[xfer]

oh wait, pool hall. that was the American chapter of azal's lifestory.