One Inch Man

[NAD]

Lonely Soul

Two Inch Man

Gimme More

Five Steps and back

Get him back

Three steps and up

Get him up

Always so lonely lonely lonely

It's funny how depressing this song is, because the riffs and vocal delivery just make me get up and dance, ass-shaking and everything.

 

[NAD]

Good goat I'm bored.

 

[NAD]

Seriously, this is the work of genius. I keep laughing at it.

 

[NAD]

 

[JayKeeley]

I would post more if UM wasn't running on this:

 

[General Zod]

I would post more if UM wasn't running on this:

When did they upgrade the server?

Zod

 

[lurch70]

IS that your office? It resembles something at the zoo ... people look at the monkey through the glass. Someone has to figure out a more humane way to organize office space apart from cubicles and this monkey glass.

 

[NAD]

Yeah that's my office. The fishbowl thing blows ass, but my office is pretty big and I have a door. So the tradeoff isn't bad. And within a few weeks the Pyramid O' Cups might completely cover the window.

 

[JayKeeley]

The office I had in Florida was stunning. Bay windows facing the blue lagoon, lined with palm trees, and it faced north so although I could see the sunshine, I never had sun glaring in.

Of course my next assignment will be in equally sunny Connecticut.

 

[NAD]

My last office was better, the whole back wall was glass and even had an escape door to the parking lot, my car was literally 10 feet away from my desk. Also, nobody from my division was back there, so I pretty much came and went as I pleased without getting shit.

The best part though, sunlight + open window + blasting Kyuss all damn summer long. It was like an outdoor job without the backpain and daily tallboy.

 

[lurch70]

there is always this:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/11/pf/valentines_officeromance/index.htm?cnn=yes

anyone indulge in this before?

 

[NAD]

I dated a few girls when I worked at K-mart. That was kind of necessary though, since half the employees were high school and college students. Course the only one I spent more than 3 weeks over was a reborner virgin bitch so I never got laid.

Actually I met a coworker yesterday (from our office across town) who I thought could've been something really cool, we talked a bit and I quickly got that "whoa shit, this could be something" feeling like I haven't had in a loooooong time, and... she's married. SHIT.

There are 4 chicks in this office I'd like to nail, but too close work proximity prohibits that. Plus three of them are in relationships and the other has a kid so I'm scared.

 

[JayKeeley]

Haha, I met my wife through work. We worked for the same company but different offices. I was from London, she was from Phili, and we met in Frankfurt at a client site. Love in Germany, go figure.

And no we didn't hook up (straight away).

I have to admit, doing it in an elevator could be quite cool, but unlike you fuckers, I need more than 20 floors to unleash my fookin' fury.

 

[JayKeeley]

Lesson Numero Uno: Don't shit on your own doorstep.

Lesson Numero Deux: Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

Lesson Numero San: If you're going to shag the bosses wife, take pictures.

 

[lurch70]

Haha, I met my wife through work. We worked for the same company but different offices. I was from London, she was from Phili, and we met in Frankfurt at a client site. Love in Germany, go figure.

And no we didn't hook up (straight away).

I have to admit, doing it in an elevator could be quite cool, but unlike you fuckers, I need more than 20 floors to unleash my fookin' fury.

you are like a poster child for fucking world peace I swear

the elevator thing would be cool, but probably at night with nobody around.

the weirdest place I did it was in a tree house a few years ago with my ex ... while kids were running around on the ground and about 60 people were partying in the house ... that was fucking cool !!!

 

[NAD]

My weirdest was in an elementary school parking lot. Went to a party with the ex-woman and I got drunk and stoned as fuck and couldn't function, the last half of the night I sat there on a couch staring at nothing listening to the new Tool album blasting loud beyond loud. On the way home (her driving) she said "I wanna bang RIGHT NOW" and that was the closest location to park, in her brand new car.

Actually, we used to pull off to the side of the road a lot, one time was in her old Toyota Paseo, I could probably eat that car for lunch. We were parked in front of some random person's house, and my ass sat on the horn. So much for stealth. The best part is that we were stoned and she had 14 orgasms, I felt like The Fucking King that night.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Good goat I'm bored.

 

[Smapdy]

olivine pool. hawaii. right before lunch.

 

[NAD]

@ct_thrash: http://www.cloaca.be/default.htm

@Smapdy: 'sup cunt.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

@ct_thrash: http://www.cloaca.be/default.htm

wow, i never thought to do that to feces.