one more thing here

[goatschool]

today is my first day as 'marketing director' for a budding construction/contracting company.

first order of business:

posting

a question:

what am i supposed to be doing, exactly?

 

[azal]

demanding everyone wears utility belts with sparkles!

 

[minxnim]

dude wtf omg is my dad there?

 

[xfer]

hooray nick you got the job!

hooray? w/e. make some dough!

first order of business:

go to the market

 

[goatschool]

i'm not sure——i'm working out of my living space until the offices are built

???

 

[goatschool]

alex, this wasn't the job i was interviewing for.

i sort of blew them off, and i was one of the top two candidates.

i was actually told i was starting this position, i never even accepted.

 

[azal]

send out a memo stating that mustaches are mandatory for all construction workers.

 

[goatschool]

they have that covered azal. jesus, i need a game plan here.

 

[goatschool]

seriously, serb, throw some rebuilding strategems at me

 

[azal]

sorry, all I can think of is raping Muslim preteens.

 

[Baliset]

 

[avi]

yay! now you get pizzaid for posting! just like the rest of us!

 

[goatschool]

'pizzaid'

avi i actually don't like this. i'm getting paid hourly right now (probationary thing or something), and it's like, i'd rather be struggling to design CD covers and getting a package deal for it. this is weird.

on one hand they are implying i should be pursuing advertising and meeting with the chamber of commerce in texas and making sure a website gets done (that another designer is handling) but then the only thing i have in front of me is a 'congrats from XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Construction' calendar ad for a local goddamn community college's athletic dept

 

[xfer]

asking the Serbs for help rebuilding is like FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY AHAHAHAHAH

 

[avi]

don't complain - now that you're corporate you need to learn that fucking off and getting paid for it is the way the world works and that it's 100% okay. it's expected.

 

[goatschool]

don't complain.

 

[avi]

i dunno, start designing an ad campaign?