One of my favorite websites back online

[J.]

After 22 months of inactivity, www.teufelstomb.com is finally back online. This was always one of my favorite review sites a long time ago mainly because the funny elitist reviews and the fuck-you attitude of the site. I guess I like it so much because I'm sort of an elitist and because I rule all.

I don't know why I created a thread for this. I guess I'm just happy.

Oh, and fuck you.

 

[NAD]

I do believe I stumbled upon that one long ago... I'll have to shuffle through it a bit again it seems.

Cradle of Filth - Cruelty and the Beast

This CD is horrible. I won't even waste my time. If you buy this and enjoy it you are more than likely a fucking fag, so there is no reason to try to insult you. [If you want to be made fun of for listening to this band all you need to do is ask me. I'll be more than happy to do it. Dani is the Boy George of the 90s. At least Boy George came out of the closet to admit his homosexuality. Hell, even Marilyn Manson admits to loving a stiff one up his backside. If you like this band, I'm sure the same can be said for you. - ed]

Yep, I remember this site. Can't say I enjoyed it all that much, but I'll still look through it for shits and giggles at the very least.

 

[J.]

That's why I love the site. It doesn't take itself seriously at all, and is out to insult people more than give a solid review, unless the review is positive, in which the music is amptly described.

Read the Opeth review, and the DImmu reviews. haha