one of the huge disappointments of my youth, AKA want to see some creepy shit?

[FuSoYa]

 

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???

 

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that's not fucking ANSONIA!??!

 

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oh wow actually the ceiling's different...they must've designed them all the same?

 

[FuSoYa]

no no it is the Meriden one. I think it says Ansonia because that's where the regional corporate HQ is?

 

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is your disappointment alluding to the fact that the balcony hasn't been open for dining in like 15 years?

 

[FuSoYa]

hehe another disappointing thiing is that I took Mia to this place because I really, REALLy wanted to show her the creepy MAJESTIC MINSTRELS
but that entire room was closed for god knows what kind of renovation!!

 

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the creepiest thing is listening to their clicks and whirrs while they perform. its like being in the bug room in Temple of Doom.

 

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I wish I knew what this was all about

 

[FuSoYa]

There is a Burger King in our inconspicuous central connecticut smalltown that is ostensibly shaped like a castle. The inside is decorated as you see in the photo above - replete with murals of peasant women hoeing castle courtyard gardens which happen to be growing a fine crop of burgers and fries.

Attached is an arcade, also decorated like the castle interior, with a back room (also castle) with a red velevet curtained stage and a throne in the corner (for birthday boys).

Every once in a while, or upon dispensation of a quarter, the curtains open and 3 animatronic monkeys dressed like courtyard minstrels perform such classic hits as "Rawhide" and "Happy Birthday".

 

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also, the monkeys are nine feet tall.

 

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okay, so it's like BK gone medieval Chucky Cheese?

 

[FuSoYa]

The important thing to note is that unlike Chuck E Cheese, this is the only one of these in existence.

So Alex and I, see, we grew up thinking all Burger Kings were like this, and whenever we'd go out of town, we'd beg to go to Burger King, and would always be like, wtf is the arcade and shit??

 

[BigFakeSmile]

this place really exists? right here in ct? holy fuck.

 

[killthisday]

I remeber the one in meriden... they used to have this real deep ball pit type thing that I almost drowned in when I was 5. does that place still exist? and how do I get there.