Opeth in Uncyclopedia
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Space Butler
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vitorias123
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oh yes,Uncyclopedia allways had nice articles.
“I stopped believing in myself when Cannibal Corpse sold platinum.”
~ God on death metal
sotua
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crtomir novak
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Jester-Race
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"A man called Mikael Åkerfeldt (also known as Metal Jesus), part of the Opeth camera crew, once attempted to kick Chuck Norris in the Roundhouse theater, where he was filming a performance of an obscure Death metal band. Chuck Norris allegedly jumped into the mosh pit, and swiped it away with one massive roundhouse kick. Åkerfeldt was upset because the awesome power of the kick caused a rift in the space time continuum, resulting in the destruction of his film. In a moment of blind overconfidence, he then attempted to undo the destruction of his film by using his Death Metal vibe assault kick on Chuck Norris. Norris stopped the attack by using one fifth of the vibrational transition energy of one of his beard hair molecules. As punishment for this inane attack on his awesome person, Chuck Norris proceeded to change all of Åkerfeldt's friends into birds with his supreme awesomeness, and roundhouse kicked them all to Pluto. It is said Åkerfeldt was influenced by this event to write songs with titles such as "For Absent Friends" and "Isolation Years". "
ROFL. Even though chuck norris jokes are centuries old, this shit was still funny
ROFL. Even though chuck norris jokes are centuries old, this shit was still funny
isolation_years
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i wasnt too impressed until this made me lol
A man called Mikael Åkerfeldt (also known as Metal Jesus),
A man called Mikael Åkerfeldt (also known as Metal Jesus),
Nasty-Fire
Discursion
"(...) part of the Opeth camera crew" made me laugh even more because I imagined Mikael as a frustrated cameraman.
Opeth for life!!!!
Jack Frober's girlfriend
{ ~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
“who cares if i have sex to an Opeth song, thats pretty damned long”
~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
“pfft if only his penis was as long as an Opeth song”}
hilarious
“who cares if i have sex to an Opeth song, thats pretty damned long”
~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
“pfft if only his penis was as long as an Opeth song”}
hilarious
stefan86
invariably off-topic
Anesthetize
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Unfunny. Didn't even smile, except at Metal Jesus. I wish ED had an article on Opeth. Now that would produce lulz. Uncyclopedia is shit :/
Jester-Race
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wankerness
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0/10, trying way too hard, surprised it didn't contain references to sporks, waffles, and monkeys with how lame it was. That site generally fails, though the original incarnation of the prog page was hilarious until someone like whoever wrote this opeth article amended it.
Detective Clarence Beauregard
Dehumanized
{ ~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
who cares if i have sex to an Opeth song, thats pretty damned long
~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
pfft if only his penis was as long as an Opeth song}
hilarious
One of the few funny things on the page, for sure.
Vega Skater
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{ ~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
who cares if i have sex to an Opeth song, thats pretty damned long
~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums
pfft if only his penis was as long as an Opeth song}
hilarious
Yeah that's what I found hilarious.
