Osama Bin Laden

[Dick Sirloin]

You know something big has happened when 4chan goes down for 15 minutes

erik: what kind of evidence would you accept? white house could easy forge documents, photos, have a fake body, etc. Basically, if we wanted to fake it, we would. I guess the real test is whether or not he comes out with a new video. Which I'm sure he already has a shitload for some other camel fucker to release posthumously. The only way I'll believe he's alive is if he has the timestamp, or responds to requests to write peoples' names on his boobs

 

[lurch70]

I am sure he watched spy movies and left behind "if I get me self killed do this" type of directives.

 

[Hell Mike]

The only way I'll believe he's alive is if he has the timestamp, or responds to requests to write peoples' names on his boobs

I'm more along the lines of 'the only way I'll believe he's dead is if I can taste his brain soup and make a necklace of his skull' but I suppose that depends on how close one has been to the propaganda machine the past ten years. That said, I've been busy all day and am just about to start the daily lie feed sorting-through and if something good shows up, I'm ok with changing sides

 

[lurch70]

where's Tully?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm more along the lines of 'the only way I'll believe he's dead is if I can taste his brain soup and make a necklace of his skull' but I suppose that depends on how close one has been to the propaganda machine the past ten years. That said, I've been busy all day and am just about to start the daily lie feed sorting-through and if something good shows up, I'm ok with changing sides

Think about this. Even ignoring how difficult it would be for him to survive the past 10 years as most of his inner circle gets killed off, it would be really really dumb for the US government to lie and say he was dead. It would be very easy for Osama to go "Uuuh, no I'm very much alive", and that would make the USA look really really bad. It would be retarded for them to do that. Our government may not be transparent, but they're also not stupid.

You can dispute whether or not he truly died recently, but to believe he's still alive is just silly.

 

[lurch70]

checking the FBI's website I came across this:
http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/march/cryptanalysis_032911

where's Moose our resident linguist?

 

[swizzlenuts]

Think about this. Even ignoring how difficult it would be for him to survive the past 10 years as most of his inner circle gets killed off, it would be really really dumb for the US government to lie and say he was dead. It would be very easy for Osama to go "Uuuh, no I'm very much alive", and that would make the USA look really really bad. It would be retarded for them to do that. Our government may not be transparent, but they're also not stupid.

You can dispute whether or not he truly died recently, but to believe he's still alive is just silly.

It could also be that they captured him, but not killed him. I think that in the weeks to come that the US will have to show the evidence to prove they will so they don't look more stupid to the other nations.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Well, either way he's taken care of.

 

[Hell Mike]

I think that in the weeks to come that the US will have to show the evidence

until then I am skeptical.

Hitler fled to south america.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Of course. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

 

[swizzlenuts]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42859420/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/

 

[Dick Sirloin]

A senior White House official tells NBC News that the U.S. has completed the DNA analysis and it has come back with a nearly 100 percent match to his relatives.

NEARLY???

 

[lurch70]

almost him.

 

[dorian gray]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lurch owns this thread

 

[lurch70]

i do?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

NEARLY???

The only way that it would be totally 100% is if they were twins, i.e. had identical DNA.

 

[dorian gray]

i do?

meh...not really. I was just in the mood to hand out an accolade.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Heh, I knew when I said that people were gonna step in and explain it to me

I miss markgugs

 

[einride]

erik: what kind of evidence would you accept? white house could easy forge documents, photos, have a fake body, etc

i really don't care but i think probably dna samples tested against the surviving bin ladin clan and continuous video from the shooting up until the burial

also white house SUCKS at forging documents (barack osama birth certificate)

 

[lurch70]

haha, my local watering hole has a drink special tonight "We will have a very special drink at the bar tonite, it's called the Osama, 2 shots and a glass of water"