OT but

[goatschool]

typical snobbery on my part - i hate most (western) cultural entities so much, i really can't get behind the hulk hogans, the FRIENDS, the cheers gang, the my little ponies, the blink 182s, the let's rolls, the transformers, the gi joes, the but why, why, why do i love jason voorhees so much?

i get chills whenever he comes on the screen, in any of the films.

he is for serious the american godzilla.

 

[xfer]

he is that perfect blend of faceless and not faceless.

 

[goatschool]

he is the destroyer yet terribly misunderstood

 

[xfer]

he doesn't fuck around with capes and shit.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

he doesn't fuck around. PERIOD.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

man I hope he kicks some serious sniveling Freddy butt

 

[FrostGiant]

He was a wuss. Always getting taken out by a bunch of punk ass teenagers. What a wuss. Of course Fred wasn't any better but at least he could screw with em in there dreams.

 

[avi]

<-- never seen more than 20 minutes total of any Friday the 13th movie in my life.

 

[FalseTodd]

Seen regrettably numerous Nightmare on Elm St movies

 

[chupe666]

you know, sometimes you folks' love of culturally base things like this astounds me.

 

[xfer]

dude, remember that I was the one who's wrenching nick's visit away from FvJ for Friday night!

and toward FRENCH PORN!

 

[FuSoYa]

I've had enough of your french porn in caps shit, xfer

 

[xfer]

that's JAPANESE porn you're thinking of.

 

[Stultus]

Would you survive a teen slasher movie?

 

[FrostGiant]

Shit.


Would you survive a teen slasher movie?
You scored 12
Supporting star. Depending on your gender, you're either Chad or Mary-Lou, a classmate of the lead character. You survive the opening bloodbath and later have a narrow escape when you scramble through the bathroom window and land in the back-seat of a speeding convertible. For a while it looks like you're going to be OK. Then you stupidly return to school in search of your missing chemistry book and end up garrotted by a cheese wire. Nice try, but no sequel for you.

 

[FalseTodd]

Sweet.

You scored 6
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Guardian Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

 

[Stultus]

I too got a 12.

 

[Demonspell]

10

 

[Novembers Paul]

When I was younger, my room was plastered with Jason posters, including a life soze poster of jason standing in Times Square. Easily my favorite movie killer of all time.

 

[Novembers Paul]

I didn't do so well...


Would you survive a teen slasher movie?


You scored 24
Lamb to the slaughter. Our movie opens with a tracking shot through a Bacchanalian teenage revel. You wander, drunk, into the bushes for a pee, are seized from behind and unceremoniously kebabbed by a psycho with a knife. The opening credits start rolling over a soft-rock soundtrack - but for you the film is already over.