OT: Climax T-shirts banned

We had made some homecoming shirts for the homecoming game that were banned. We're the Blue Devils and were playing the Bulldogs. Showed a Blue Devil on a throne with a blindfolded bulldog tied up spread eagle suspended with a she-devil in front of him with a whip.
 
Ahh, college t-shirt rivalries. There was a shirt that was banned on campus where I went to school (Luther), our big rivals were Wartburg, affectionately called the Warts or Hogs, stuff like that. The shirt said something like "Luther vs. Wartburg: Anyway you look at it, Wartburg's screwed" And had a bunch of drawings of a Luther guy having sex with a Wartburg cheerleader in various positions. Stuff like that doesn't go over too well at a small private college. Damn, I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.

My wife went to a school (in the same conference) whose nickname was the Beavers. There's another school in the conference called the Peacocks. You can imagine the stuff they came up with for that one when they played. "Beat UIU so the 'Cocks never rise again"
 
Actually the Luther/Wartburg rivalry made it on Sportscenter, and the Rolling Stone top College pranks of 96-97 once while I was in college. It was a big thing for the Cross-Country teams to try to steal stocking caps from the other team at meets. Some knucklehead from Wartburg goes up in a small plane, flies over the Luther campus the week of the Luther/Wartburg football game, dumps a bunch of fliers and torn pages from a bible. The fliers said something to the effect of: "Beware, a holy war is drawing near. Return the stolen hat or there will be hell to pay"

The kicker of it all was that the pilot got arrested when he landed his plane, and the fliers didn't even hit campus, they all landed in a residential part of town near campus.
 
remington69 said:
Back at Illinois, we had some of the best shirts for when Michigan came to play. Off the top of the head I can remember "Ann Arbor is a Whore" and "I fucked Ann Arbor". There were a lot more creative ones, but I can't remember them right now.

At Michigan, we didn't bother with shirts for Illinois. It was pretty pointless as none of the Illini fans would have been able to read them anyway. :flame:

and, did anyone else see this headline below the story: "Hippo Run Over By Car"

I saw that. I have never seen a hippo on sale in a pet store before, or even online for that matter. I wonder how one would go about getting one of those.

Scott
 
jdelpi said:
There's a t-shirt of Brutus Buckeye, the Ohio State mascot, getting a blow job from a Michigan cheerleader. I saw it in BW3 once.

I had a shirt once that had "Michigan State Sucks" on the front. The back read, "Ohio State Swallows." I also saw different versions of the following shirt for Notre Dame, OSU, and MSU. It said "We will beat them on the field, and they can beat us off" and had a picture of a U-M football player getting a handjob from either a leprechaun, opposing cheerleader or opposing football player. Then there was the shirt that said "Directions to Columbus: South until you smell it, east until you step in it." And "It's better to flunk out of Michigan than graduate from Ohio State."

Scott

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