OT: Totally Random

[ThraxMan]

Have you ever went to a restaurant and asked for chicken boobs instead of saying chicken breasts? lol

ThraxMan

 

[GregadetH]

Have you ever went to a restaurant and asked for chicken boobs instead of saying chicken breasts? lol

ThraxMan

I have indeed ordered "Fried chicken titty" from Popeyes before. The counter attendants reaction is always worth it.

 

[eighteeschick]

No but there is a place in Savannah that sells chicken nipples.

 

[DarbysDad]

No but I've said we're having chicken tits for dinner.

 

[karrokid]

No but at a restraunt a long time ago the waitress asked my sister if she wanted "soup or salad" and my sister replied "yeah I'll try the super salad". It went back and forth about 3 times and was very entertaining.

 

[metal_thrashing_kansan]

Have you ever went to a restaurant and asked for chicken boobs instead of saying chicken breasts? lol

ThraxMan

yeah, I have been corrected, and laughed at.

 

[aliasp]

Better yet when they ask credit (check for some) or cash ... I just reply with a Yes thanks and carry on with what I was doing.

They just look bewildered after that.

 

[Anthrax_Mosher]

No, but oone time my brother ordered chicken "mc"nuggets at burger king and the guy actually got offended. lol

 

[ThraxMan]

schlong

 

[Thrillho]

wtf I too tired for this chicken schlong twat nipple burger basket

 

[AlexStomp]

I was out of town for a seminar on wines in Atlanta. I was bored one night in the hotel so..I went down to the hotel bar and sat in this hot cocktail waitress' section. Whe exchanged smiles. When she finally came over to take my order, I said to her "I'll have a bowl of berries, a bottle of Dom Perignon(fyi:$300 bottle of champagne) and your company.....". We had a good time.

 

[nafnikufesin]

There's nothing like walking into a KFC and asking for a bucket of the Colonel's old tits

 

[MetalThrasher442]

There's nothing like walking into a KFC and asking for a bucket of the Colonel's old tits

I was waiting for that one while I was reading all the posts. You beat me to it jackass.

Good thread.

 

[ThraxDude]

I was out of town for a seminar on wines in Atlanta. I was bored one night in the hotel so..I went down to the hotel bar and sat in this hot cocktail waitress' section. Whe exchanged smiles. When she finally came over to take my order, I said to her "I'll have a bowl of berries, a bottle of Dom Perignon(fyi:$300 bottle of champagne) and your company.....". We had a good time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always braggin 'bout the chonch. You man-whore.

 

[Pink_Metal]

Alex you're a whore????? Oh no!!!
I can't be seen in the company of whores!!!

 

[ThraxDude]

Sorry Alex. I'm just jealous.

 

[AlexStomp]

Sorry Alex. I'm just jealous.

Don't be jealous

no offense to Atlanta. I've only been to Atlanta 3 times in my life and I got laid every single time. The girls there are all southern and easy. The first time doesn't count though. It was with an old flame. If I told you about the second time, you wouldn't believe me.