Other terms/or slang terms for a womans "mences"/menstrual cycle.

ZANEX said:
Believe it or not. I've seen bigger Chunks. My former Fiance, Shannon, also Iann's mother, would wear tampons and pads because her "flow' was so heavy. Hey thats a band name: HEAVY FLOW:lol::headbang::loco::kickass:

ZANE-X
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i have to wear both too :erk:

they say that a menstrual cramp happens when a chunky bit is trying to pass thru the cervix. during my period before this one i all of a sudden got this really, really bad gut cramp. i thought i had to go crap so i sat on the toilet, strained, and felt nothing come out of my butt. but something HUGE and warm out of my crotch. biggest chunk ever sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl. i was sad i didn't have my camera handy :p
 
ZANEX said:
In addition, I heard that bikers who wnted to get their "colors/wings" (Meaning patches on vests or "stamps of approval") would have to perform fellatio on any woman during her "mences/period". Can any one confirm or deny this????
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Dude, if you're performing fellatio on a woman.... you've got something to be much more concerned about than menstruation.....
 
ct_thrash said:
i have to wear both too :erk:

they say that a menstrual cramp happens when a chunky bit is trying to pass thru the cervix. during my period before this one i all of a sudden got this really, really bad gut cramp. i thought i had to go crap so i sat on the toilet, strained, and felt nothing come out of my butt. but something HUGE and warm out of my crotch. biggest chunk ever sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl. i was sad i didn't have my camera handy :p
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WOW.
 
ct_thrash said:
i have to wear both too :erk:

they say that a menstrual cramp happens when a chunky bit is trying to pass thru the cervix. during my period before this one i all of a sudden got this really, really bad gut cramp. i thought i had to go crap so i sat on the toilet, strained, and felt nothing come out of my butt. but something HUGE and warm out of my crotch. biggest chunk ever sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl. i was sad i didn't have my camera handy :p
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I hope you didn't flush your baby down the toilet!
 
I was informed by David whilst in San Francisco with him and Eric back in '06, that the poop he had in our hotel bathroom was so large, that he needed to break it down using a "Feminine paper disposal bag" in order to flush it.
 
ct_thrash said:
i have to wear both too :erk:

they say that a menstrual cramp happens when a chunky bit is trying to pass thru the cervix. during my period before this one i all of a sudden got this really, really bad gut cramp. i thought i had to go crap so i sat on the toilet, strained, and felt nothing come out of my butt. but something HUGE and warm out of my crotch. biggest chunk ever sinking to the bottom of the toilet bowl. i was sad i didn't have my camera handy :p
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when i was going of of Depo-Provera (birth control shot) i was bleeding so heavily that i'd have to wear pads and tampons too, since i'd bleed through my tampons. i'd feel all of the blood coming out of me and actually get nauseous.
 
ct_thrash said:
well, that too. the uterus contracts, making blood squirt down through the cervix. good times.
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I'll bet!

Anvil said:
I was informed by David whilst in San Francisco with him and Eric back in '06, that the poop he had in our hotel bathroom was so large, that he needed to break it down using a "Feminine paper disposal bag" in order to flush it.
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I had that once too - first time I visited my then-girlfriend's parents. I had to subdue the turd with the toilet brush, and it took quite a beating before it finally broke.
 
In fact, I can't imagine a fat black woman without her inevitably going "oh lo'dy!" and then fanning herself with whatever she is holding, usually a church program, whilst sweating inhumane amounts.
 
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