our customers are idiots

[deadair]

typical phone call...
(we sell toner cartridges and repair printers)

customer:"hi, our (fill in the blank) isn't working"
me: "did you (fill in the blank)?"
which is usually something stupid like, push a button or pull the seal from a toner cart.
customer:"mmmm, yea... we've tried everything."
me: "but did you try (fill in the blank)?"
customer: "i'll try it again, and call back if it's still not working."
me: "ok."




(still waiting by the phone)

 

[XzanderX]

you solved it!

 

[deadair]

...yes dan... that's the point...

 

[avi]

deadair is a trained professional!

 

[XzanderX]

...... I know...

 

[minxnim]

that could be my mom! don't blame her. she didn't get a computer until last year.

 

[deadair]

ohhhh ummmm.... sorry Mrs. Preppy's mom.

 

[XzanderX]

jacob... you are gonna wake up with horse head next to you tomorrow...

 

[chupe666]

still waiting? you're on pins & needles aren't you.

"Please call back, oh please call back! I miss your vapid worthless stupidity so. Oh, how it brings me joy!"

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by XzanderX
jacob... you are gonna wake up with horse head next to you tomorrow...

preppy wouldn't kill a horse... OR WOULD SHE?!?!?