Ozzfest here we cum !!!!!!!!

This was posted on SFMETAL under the same topic.....



I read in a playboy mag a story about this teenage girl who had a birth defect; she was born without a vagina. Then one day her boyfriend walked in on her giving head to a friend of his and stabbed her in the abdomen....well...the stab wounds made an opening for the little tadpoles to wander into her uterus and she became pregnant as a result and had to get a c-section done.
 
Ozzys mind, five seconds prior to picture being taken..


:erk: ..ooOOO(Let's see...Should I grab Carmen Electras titty or my daughters....of all the goddamn hard fuckin' decisions!)
 
GregadetH said:
Ozzys mind, five seconds prior to picture being taken..


:erk: ..ooOOO(Let's see...Should I grab Carmen Electras titty or my daughters....of all the goddamn hard fuckin' decisions!)

Then he calls Jack.

"Oi, Jack... commere... can you help me Jack? Should I grab Carmens or Kellys tit?"

"I think you should go with Kelly dad... no... you´re not doing it right... you have to reach around. That´s right... ahhhh... this is fucking worse than helping you with the cellphone or DVD. Okey, you´ve got it now. I gotta go dad... yeah, I´m going to meet Alfred. You know... ALFRED! The skater who lived in our house for five weeks!"

"Fooking kids, ah well..."

*Grabs Kellys tit*
 
After seeing their T.V. show, this sort of thing really doesn't surprise me at all. The entire family is insane. It is sad that Ozzy probably had no idea what he was doing though.