Ozzy to be Knighted

the only way ozzy would get knighted would be in a monty python film,and then heed be a k-nig-ut.go away or ill taunt you some more.
 
I didn't buy it! I know he's been 'inside' so wouldn't be considered for a honour Apparently any dallying with the law excludes you from the honours list a la Phil Taylor,Prince Naseem,Lester Piggott etc but not if you're Jeffrey 'Fucking' Archer. It's a bit ironic really as he was there at Her Majestys pleasure!!!