paging Samantha and Fred (and upping my postcount)

[Captain Beard]

Fly. I'm going to try to be there May 17th. I'd only take a car if I were moving (That's another story for a later time.)

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Fly. I'm going to try to be there May 17th. I'd only take a car if I were moving (That's another story for a later time.)

*marks it on calendar* That gives me almost 7 weeks to unpack a path to my couch. When you're certain of dates, let us know so we can take vacation from work. Unless Cara and I have been fired by then!

 

[Captain Beard]

I am certain. I intend to fly in the 17th, work be damned. Stay 18th 19th and 20th, leave 21st.

 

[derek]

Hot Wife.

 

[Captain Beard]

And I'll be sleeping on your wife's couch.

How does that make you feeeeeel?[/old instructor]

 

[derek]

Sort of horny, by proxy, to be honest.

 

[Captain Beard]

And if I sleep with the referee suit and spitguard on?

 

[derek]

I'd be in need of a chastity belt just to make sure I didn't do myself an injury?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

There is room on the sofa for two. It's a sectional. A sex-tional, if you will.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't do the males, even if they are sexy scotsmen.

 

[Will Bozarth]

a sex tunnel?!

 

[Larf03]

Yup... I'm going... check you e-mails boy!

 

[Will Bozarth]

right back atchya