Paris

Onder

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Heh,

it looks like I'll be visiting Paris for one day (by plane, w/ my friend). Not that I haven't been there already, but I'm seriously not sure what to do on a one day vacation. We apparently won't be even paying for hotel, only for alcohol as we'll be drinking all night and flying home next day. We'll even bring our own food :lol:

Is this ridiculous/a bullshit? Where should we go, what should we do?
 
Is this a bullshit?

:lol:

From my past experience though, Paris is a pretty awesome city. I took a one day visit there myself a while ago (Eurostar from London) and had a good time. As ridiculously touristy as it is, I was really impressed with the Eiffel Tower.
 
So whats the purpose of the trip?

Well originally my friend needed to have something done there. And then we just want to get wasted in Paris, naturally.

That is quite a bullshit.

Heh, stop being silly Grant and get your ass to Prague. :p How's the planning going btw?

:lol:

From my past experience though, Paris is a pretty awesome city. I took a one day visit there myself a while ago (Eurostar from London) and had a good time. As ridiculously touristy as it is, I was really impressed with the Eiffel Tower.

I've already been on Eiffel Tower, I've been to Louvre, Mont-Martre, all the important shit. Champs-Élyseés etc, that boutique street too, you're not gonna impress me. You live in London? I was there too HURR DURRRRR DUUUTRR.
 
I don't actually, I live in Edinburgh, been here?

And I do apologise for not noticing the part of your post that said you'd been there before :erk:

Nah never apologize to Onder! :) I have never been to Edinbourgh. I was in England once and that was in Plymouth/Torbay/Exeter area, having a day in London and also a nice stop in Brighton, which I remember the most, I liked that place a lot. What sucked though was that it's all like three times more expensive than here.
 
Heh, stop being silly Grant and get your ass to Prague. :p How's the planning going btw?

Well I've gotten in my passport application, and I'm pretty sure my trip will be to Europe, so I'll probably be paying you a visit. I still haven't asked my boss about applying for a position at the Italian branch of my company because I'm being a pussy, but the result of that inquiry will have some influence on my overall plan. I'll keep you posted.
 
Get wasted and streak across Champs-Élysées. :)

I've encountered few my pals there and I understood where all that racism comes from. We have like zero blacks here (and if they're here, they're very intelligent, like, adopted kids of the welathy class and shit) and I'm even inclined to say that gypsies are nowhere that annoying.
 
Heh, on a similar note, I've encountered a fucking annoying drunk man today, was ridiculous and annoying because we were with this 16yo girl in a pub after class having a beer or two and he came to us and he wanted us to bring him a girl so he can pay her to touch her and such, always started to fantasize about what he'd do and he always ended up whining that he's 70 and can't do nothing anymore, that he just wants to touch girls. It was like a twenty minutes monologue about his impotence.
 
Beat up some gypsies. "Speak English? Speak English?" Prime beating spot is in front of Notre Dame. I filed a police report against an angry racist homeless man there once and watched them take him away. That was nice.
 
I once got punched in the face by a Turkish asshole while drunk on the Champs-Élysées. To be fair, I did spit in his face but only because he was a douchebag and wanted to steal my friend's hat.
 
I once got punched in the face by a Turkish asshole while drunk on the Champs-Élysées. To be fair, I did spit in his face but only because he was a douchebag and wanted to steal my friend's hat.

I would've kicked that Turkish dick in the dick
 
Then you were asking to be punched, and he was asking to be expectorated upon.

So many assholes in the world.
 
He ran away after he punched me, so I couldn't retaliate. We went looking for him, but he was nowhere to be found.