Paris

[damnromulans]

You got punched and he didn't, and then you probably felt really stupid chasing after him and losing him.

That said assuming he started things, I hope he got his comeuppance.

 

[Pessimism]

Sounds like a filthy gypsy.

Next time throw some coins on the ground, I'm sure he'll appear as if out of nowhere!

 

[The Butt]

Sounds like a filthy gypsy.

Next time throw some coins on the ground, I'm sure he'll appear as if out of nowhere!

Fucking animals

 

[Belligerent]

I once got punched in the face by a Turkish asshole while drunk on the Champs-Élysées. To be fair, I did spit in his face but only because he was a douchebag and wanted to steal my friend's hat.

You should have jacked his ass in the face instead of spitting on him.

Punching people is fun.

 

[waif]

I would've kicked that Turkish dick in the dick

Why are you obsessed with dicks? Is it that you lack one?

 

[Cythraul]

You got punched and he didn't

Yeah, and the key thing to notice here is that he ran away, which in fact makes him an obvious coward. Not exactly pwnage as far as I'm concerned.

and then you probably felt really stupid chasing after him and losing him.

No, not at all. I was just disappointed. In fact, he was nowhere to be seen by the time I came to my senses a mere second later. It's not like I was running after him and he got away or something.

I can't believe I'm actually still having this discussion.

 

[The Butt]

Why are you obsessed with dicks? Is it that you lack one?

Yes I am obv obsessed with dicks

I cant live without dicks

dicks dicks dicks

fuckin dick

 

[Onder]

Cyth, have you already written a RAC poem about this gypsy?

 

[Cythraul]

Of course! My Turks poems were inspired in part by that incident.

 

[challenge_everything]

Anyway...

You could always go to Eurodisney for the day

When I went it was the night after I went on a pub crawl with my mate and we woke up at 5am to catch the train there and got dragged hangover on the rides by my super-keen girlfriend. I still have nightmares about the Aerosmith ride.

Other cool things:
Day trip to Versailles (royal castle)
Catacombs (tunnels walled by human skulls, what could be more cool than that)
Les Puces (flea-market, I think the biggest in the world, not sure what days it's on though)
The Pantheon
Saint-Chapelle (small church, expensive to get in, but it's probably the most stunning church I've ever seen - highly recommended)
Musée d'Orsay (renowned modern art museum)
La Defense - this is the business district, it's worth checking out the Grand Arch, a giant skyscraper built in the shape of the Arc de Triomphe.

plenty more things, let me know what else interests you

 

[Onder]

I've been to Saint Chapelle, it was better than Notre Dame. I think I'd like to see the catacombs because that really sounds quite heterosexual considering it's fucking France.

 

[Chimaera]

I've been to Saint Chapelle, it was better than Notre Dame. I think I'd like to see the catacombs because that really sounds quite heterosexual considering it's fucking France.

GO! I went there during the summer and I've honestly never seen anything more incredible. Seriously, the Eiffel Tower is dissapointing compared to the Catacombs. It's much longer than you'd think as well. It took me well over an hour to go through the whole thing. On the downside, the queue was massive when I was there, but that may have just been because it was the summer. Even if the queue is massive though, it's still totally worth the wait.