Particle accelerator that can fit on a tabletop...

yeah ok, but canz its pitch tune themz two red tracks without fucking ups the timing!?

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Actually, yes, if you take off all of the safety features and half the parts and just shoot the laser at whoever can't play...

(I know that's possibly a Dethklok reference or something like that, but I don't care because laser beams.)

Jeff
 
Oh boy now those guys who made it are going to create causality problems with the space time continuum...

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It'll be hard for that to occur, seeing as how as it involves one of the most powerful lasers ever, so hopefully that's some consolation. Also, you're pretty safe unless you're an elementary particle.

Jef
 
How much is the 2 gigaelectronvolts, is it enough to convert to the 1.21 gigawatts needed to power a flux capacitor?
 
nice, gonna laser the shit out of everything...

in the end, I have actually no clue what they're talking about there, it would still be hard for me in German...
Gonna show it our drummer, he probably knows what's up there...at least he should after getting a job at CERN.