Per Galiral (and anyone else who knows how to swear in Italian)

[Dead Winter]

Mosconi: il uomo, il mito


"Se non bestemmia, guarda..."

"DIO CANE, DIO PORCO, MADONNA PUTTANA!!!! DIO SCHIFOSO!!!!!"

"MA CHE OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH?!?!?!" LOL!!!!

notworthynotworthy

 

[Galiral]

AHAHAHHAHAHA Germano Mosconi is god

so he insult himself XD

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL!!!

Fuckin' Veneti...

Ma lui e' Veronese, si? Scusa, questa tastiera e' americano...

"DIO SCHIFOSO CAN'!!!!" HAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!

My all-time favorite is "Se non bestemmia, guarda..."

HAHAHAHA!!!! Classic.

 

[Galiral]

Si ha l'accento di Verona

 

[Hawng]

Pasta fazool?

 

[Dead Winter]

Pasta fazool?

LOL what's pasta fazool, and where have I heard that from?

 

[Dead Winter]

Si ha l'accento di Verona

The funniest part about Italian swearing is that you don't even have to know what they're saying to laugh your ass off. Mosconi is living proof of this.

But if you DO know what he's saying, it's all that much funnier.

"MA VAI IN MONA, DIO CANE!!!! DIIIOOOOO CANE PUTTANA MADONNA CAN'"

I think it's the truncation of all the different bestemmie together, .

 

[Galiral]

Maybe with pasta fazool he mean pasta e fagioli = pasta and bean

 

[Dead Winter]

I'm thinking the same thing....fagioli...but I've actually heard "fazool" in some stupid Hollywood raping of the Italian language somewhere...and it was fucking funny, too.

Probably the Hollywood teroni in NYC. The only thing worse than teroni are Hollywood teroni that don't even know their own culture.

I shouldn't be so hard on our southern friends...at least they know how to cook! I'm just a cracker, anyway, LOL!

I always give my friends shit for their refusal to speak anything but Italian, but sometimes they have a right to be proud of their language, especially when some jerkoff gumbah from Brooklyn opens his mouth and butchers it.

Since everything is dubbed (doppiato) in Italy on tv, my friends always say that Italy has the best dubbers in the world. I always respond with, "Yeah, because they're the ONLY ones who do it. Everyone else is speaking English."

That always garners a chuckle or two...sometimes even a guffaw.

 

[Galiral]

Yes, but here there are the school of dubbing that have like 60 years of experience, just look at the simpsons, the dubbing in italian is way better than the english dubbing imho.

 

[Reminiscence]

Uhh, the dubbing in Germany is usually horrendous, but it's always there.