Pet peeve #479

[FalseTodd]

Where I work, the men's room has three stalls: 1 urinal and 2 toilet stalls. It also, unfortunately, has a slide lock on the outside door, which EVERY BROTHERFUCKER IN THIS DAMN COMPANY INSISTS ON LOCKING! WTF?!?!

If you've stopped up a toilet and need to do the plunger dance, fine, lock the door, but every time?!? I don't want to sit outside with my legs crossed and a pained expression on my face, trying not to have an "accident" while someone takes their leisurely after-lunch shit. Fuckity!

 

[FalseTodd]

Seriously, I saw someone had locked the door, went out, had a cigarette, came back, still locked, went to my desk, read this board, went back, still f'n locked. puncturespindlemutilate!

 

[xfer]

can you lock it from the outside?

 

[azal]

I have an extremely weak bladder and in your situation would have already relieved myself outside, behind the building.

 

[FalseTodd]

No outside lock. Really that would be just as punitive for me as the offender. Azal, unfortunately this building has doors (and thusly foot traffic) on three sides of the building, and the fourth is the parking lot, on which like 4 warehouses overlook.

 

[Lethe78]

Tear off the lock. Problem solved.....

 

[FuSoYa]

Check the ladies room - if no one is in there, go on in and lock the door while you use the toilet. I do that kind of thing all the time. Hampshire ought've taught you *something*!

 

[Pancakes]

Piss on the floor outside the door and leave a note to the manegement telling them to get rid of the lock.

 

[FrostGiant]

If I ever get a cat or dog or something I'm going to name it Peeve. That way I can tell people this is my pet, Peeve.

 

[lizard]

nyuk nyuk

pace about outside the stall door, and mutter in a disjointed voice, "damn I need some man ass NOW!"