Pete Murray

Depends... is the sponge wet because you were cleaning up blood with it?

I find the music soothing and he has a great voice, one of the few artists I listen to that I can hear over and over and have it calm me, very easy listening.
 
No, the sponge is wet because it was used to clean up the drool from where the last person fell asleep listening to Pete Murray.

I find his music boring, bland and completely uninteresting in every conceivable way. There's about a million artists I'd rather listen to if I want to chill out.