Petition To UN To Stop Phil Collins Comeback

[Exploding Ned]

Yes citizens, that most dreaded of all noises coming from your radios... Phil Collins... is threatening a comeback. For the sake of all humanity, please reach out and help all humanity. Lives depend on it. :hotjump:

That is all, carry on citizens...

https://www.change.org/p/united-nat...ponsive&utm_term=des-lg-share_petition-no_msg

 

[Mardoch]

Some of the comments to the petition are hilarious.

 

[Exploding Ned]

Some of the comments to the petition are hilarious.

Yep.

"If we can send people to space, then we can stop Phil Collins. Or send Phil Collins to space."

"He dumped his wife by fax, we dump him by online petition. Seems fair."

"Save us all. The world will implode if he has a duet with Taylor Swift"

"I'm too young, my life has just begun."

"I sincerely believe dark forces are at work behind this man's music. I'm not saying Phil Collins is necessarily satan himself, but they are probably at least buds."

"my daughter has never suffered from Collins unique style of mind-cruelty.. please please for the love of God, don't make our children suffer!
she believes that in the air tonight was played by a gorilla, and this seems the best way to leave it."

"It'll save me having to have my ears amputated."

 

[MelbCro]

If Phil Collins wants to step back behind the drums, as well as bring Peter Gabriel and Steve Hackett back for a proper Genesis reunion, then I'd be all for a comeback.