Pidgeonhole yourself

metalmoms dont have kids. they've emancipated.
her babies dont suck milk, they drink it from tankards and chalices. properly metal hedgehog like.
and whinging about wanting tattoos where they dont have spikes. anarchy signs all over.
 
No, just the opposite, all those hedgehogs who are reared by a loving mother become oversensitive and depressed rock/metal ones, as has already been pointed out. Wanting tattooes is just a side-effect.