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Haha, sorry dude. Something came up. I know. I'm a douche.

......I'm trying to not imagine the bombastic shits you're probably having this morning.
 
Well you missed a crazy awesome show. Now you'll have to start begging them all over again, loser! :loco:

No shits yet! I tend to experience my hangover within five hours of consumption. Til 7 AM I felt like dying but I'm dandy now!
 
Goddamnit that's hilarious. They made you look stupid. Even if I was there I wouldn't have answered just to hear that embarrassed giggle.

You're awesome.
 
I just realized that after he says my name you can distinctly hear the word "lame". I know exactly who that is. The bitch.
 
I just realized that after he says my name you can distinctly hear the word "lame". I know exactly who that is. The bitch.

Really? Cuz there was just like, me, and Brian's brother's girlfriend left at that point. It was the very end of the night so we were just messing around haha.
 
Even if I was there I wouldn't have answered just to hear that embarrassed giggle.

You're awesome.

Embarrassed? Huh, I knew you weren't there. This was made at the end of the night when there were maybe 5 people left. We did it for yooooooooooouuu. (It's called just being silly)
 
Cara first you let LRD follow you home from the Ft Worth library as he faps like a prairie dog to your schoolgirl swagger. Now you're sending E-vites to Matt Stone to metal gigs in which the only attendees are Derick, yourself, and a 47 yr old waitress named Mae. Are you looking to get raped?!?
 
More like he invited me to the gig, remember the thread in which he posted the flyer? I would have gone anyway, but yeah.

Also, that was the Irving library. And had that not happened, a lot of lulz would have been missed out on all these years. I did it for the lulz!
 
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