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Lunar Still

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The short chubby one looks like she is going to do the motorboat on the one with the huge rack
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from left to right:

"I'm a dude that wishes to be Karen"

"I shouldn't be wearing this."

"I haven't washed my hair in 20 years."

Dammit, Will beat me to the Karen joke.

Middle chic, That chubby girl from Dixie Chicks tried to go goth...

Right chic, Hmmm, where is Dee Snyder, I am gonna kick his ass...
 
Left: "Hee-hee... if they keep thinking I'm female, they won't mind if I 'accidentally' grab the beanbags..."

Middle: "Someday I'll look look just like Kelly Osbourne, and do impressions of her being fat, ugly, and untalented, and then... they'll love me..."

Right: "Five bucks for a blowjob... ten to put my clothes back on."

Jeff
 
Russell, you know these people? Why haven't you hacked them to pieces yet?
 
Russell, you know these people? Why haven't you hacked them to pieces yet?

:lol:

Because an army of mallrats would consume me alive. The one in the middle is actually my age, and has always been pretty cool to me...she just has an annoying tendency to look like a complete retard on every occasion possible.

The other two are basically the founders of the outrageously large goth/industrial scene in this area; a scene in which you are applauded for looking like a coke-addicted hermaphrodite from the year 4000. Most of the people within this scene have all the individuality and character of a lobotomized whore.
 
Kill them all, then. You know how to handle mindless zombies who want brains, soulless mallrats are just like them (but you don't need a British accent when killing them) so go to town.

Jeff