Politicians

[lizard]

how come South Dakota gets cute congressional candidates like stephanie herseth

and here in ohio we get james trafficant

 

[lizard]

also, how come courtney love isn't like, in jail.

 

[lizard]

and why do they have to show that panda in the zoo panda porn films, I mean, doesn't mating come instinctually to animals! WTF

 

[NAD]

I tried to do something really clever in MS Paint to those two pictures but I failed miserably. I'm sorry.

 

[lizard]

like put traficant's hairpiece on herseth's head?

 

[lizard]

 

[xfer]

oh, come on. i would SO rather have TRAFICANT as my congressman than a moderately cute chick.

 

[lizard]

I'm sure he was more humorous...in fact so humorous he's in jail.

but c'mon.

 

[lizard]

dude...

 

[NAD]

I tried to put her face on his body (including his hair), but it looked really lame. Not funny lame, just stupid lame.

 

[lizard]

I'll grant you she's hot in a Young Republican conservative sort of way, but I'll bet when she shakes loose that hair....

 

[xfer]

you're so antifeminist!!

 

[lizard]

once she enters my boudoir all pretenses fall by the wayside and she's mine to possess, pure and simple.

 

[lizard]

from her failed 2002 bid against the murderer William Janklow...

"The conservative Weekly Standard summed up the race as one that "pits the over-familiar four-term Republican governor William Janklow against Stephanie Herseth, a young Democratic lawyer so deadly cute that no one dares say anything negative about her."

 

[lizard]

man I feel like Chistopher Walken playing "The Continental" on saturday night live!!

"please...have some more cham-pag-nuh!"

 

[xfer]

uh, isn't janklow in prison now?

 

[xfer]

ohh 2002 bid. whoops.

 

[lizard]

yeah he tried to claim it was his medication or lack thereof but he's a lush.

100 days for manslaughter. a slap on the wrist. plus there was a recent court decision that any financial penalties resulting from a civil suit against his have to be paid for by the taxpayers because he was a congressman at the time of the accident.

Fukked.

 

[xfer]

this is what happens when you vote in Republicans. take note.

 

[lizard]

see, its like that election going on in Illinois...there's the young stud democrat
Barack Obama

he's running against millionare republican jack ryan...only problem is ryan is going through a divorce and although the papers are sealed by the courts there have already been leaks of a rather kinky sexual nature, such as forcing his wife to have sex with him in front of voyeurs, etc.

maybe we'll be treated to a full on disclosure soon.