Pork sword or mutton dagger?

[Strangelight]

Be honest!

 

[Susie]

Pork sword

 

[Mick Moss]

Chopped-pork Toothpick

 

[Su Jacko]

Sword...if it's about favourite terminology

 

[Dhatura]

No, it's not, haha.

 

[Dhatura]

I'm at a loss again though. Which is the big and the small? The thick and the thin?

 

[Su Jacko]

Well there's a sword or a dagger...or sometimes a fruit knife

 

[Dhatura]

I mean mice can easily killed by a sword, boohoo.

 

[siderea]

what about stabbing in the back

nooooooooooo

 

[Dhatura]

Haha, has anyone seen The Secretary? That's a lovely film, when the boss wanks on the secretary's back, wooohooo.

 

[Su Jacko]

well, I hope he payed the dry cleaning bill, otherwise she'd look very silly indeed with sponk on her jacket.

 

[Susie]

what about stabbing in the back

nooooooooooo

I've been stabbed loads of times with the pork sword

 

[Su Jacko]

 

[Dhatura]

I always read "pork soda" for some reason

 

[Dhatura]

well, I hope he payed the dry cleaning bill, otherwise she'd look very silly indeed with sponk on her jacket.

Well, she was wearing a blouse and she washed it in the bathroom afterwards.

That's the most controversial and disturbing film I've ever seen.

 

[Su Jacko]

what like loads of froth and that?

 

[Dhatura]

Yeah, and Guinness

But actually, no, it's not a sex film.

 

[Su Jacko]

the froth comment was to 'pork soda' by the way hahahaha

 

[Dhatura]

Haha, well, it makes sense anyway. Or it doesn't make less sense anyway. Or it makes as little sense anyway

Yeah, pork soda with froth, definitely.

 

[Strangelight]

Haha, has anyone seen The Secretary? That's a lovely film, when the boss wanks on the secretary's back, wooohooo.

why dont you buy a stack of pornos and be done with it