post exactly what your deal is, RIGHT HERE IN THIS THREAD

[minxnim]

my deal:

- a broken game of 'combat' from atari
- a rejected article 78 petition against the city of new york
- this guy:

 

[minxnim]

we already know what azal's deal is BTW

 

[Baliset]

i'm hopelessly addicted to trader joe's cinnamon and sugar pita chips.

 

[minxnim]

listen, i'm just trying to keep everyone busy until steak-knife gets back

 

[minxnim]

greg stop eating those fucking things or i will stab you in the hands

 

[Baliset]

at least i didn't eat the whole bag in one sitting like last time.

 

[mindspell]

The deal is I have to finish this damn uni project this weekend and I am just one inch away to throw everything out the window and take the failing grade... stupid teacher not understanding that learning java in two weeks is unreasonable, especially when you need to use sockets and threads in the project... And I haven't really programmed anything in 8 years...

 

[Baliset]

also my deal is now fish/flax/borage oil

 

[minxnim]

mindspell you gotta turn life down a notch dude.

 

[minxnim]

um greg does that make your breath stinky?

 

[inkybmistro]

fish oil pills give you stinky fish burps for days!

 

[Baliset]

actually no it doesn't. i got the more expensive kind which digest differently to avoid unpleasant aftertaste and bad breath.

 

[minxnim]

oh good because i dont want you fishbreathing at me over the phone nah mean?

 

[goatschool]

i'm an overturned turtle w/o a shell, meaning i can upturn but don't know how + a phantom shell along w/ the phantom shell itch and everything.

 

[0sm0se]

Its like this, yesterday I held a pig's still breathing lungs and still beating heart in my hands, realizing I had the power of life or death over him, that I was essentially his god, yet I can't eat on any kind of regular basis. Like I'm seriously like really going hungry, trying to sleep when you are hungry is the worst.

 

[minxnim]

osmose i will send you some sandwiches or something

 

[0sm0se]

Ha, I don't have a mailing address. I don't really exist as I'm illegally subleting. I expected to be able to get a second job and make so money delivering pizzas or something but people have standards, they won't hire some disreputable pre-med student for the summer.

 

[mindspell]

mindspell you gotta turn life down a notch dude.

I am trying... it just keep catching up with me right now...

 

[Burzumite]

My deal is that I think you hate me! Every post I make that you respond to has wtf at the end of it!

I'm just weird. I'll die alone!

 

[Helm]

My deal is that I love mushrooms, of all shapes, and colours, and textures, and levels of toxicity and/or Psilocybin/Psilocin