Before I post any, realize that I went to a private school that was really meant for kids who didn't speak English too well. Word got around about how easy it is and there was no discipline, so we started to get kids like me who didn't feel like writing a bunch of papers and shit like that.
Basically, the school closed after my senior year with 12 kids, which was the only class that year. The school was beyond fucked up.
I used to bring a hookah with me to class and a few friends and I used to smoke it like during lunch time. It takes a few minutes to set up and everything and we used to smoke it outside. Well one time one of our classes went on a bit longer than expected, so lunch and math were combined since we didn't want to stay in school longer than we had to. So I wanted to smoke it during class. So I took the parts out of my bookbag, went to the stove (we had our class in a kitchen/dining room) and lit the charcoal. The charcoal disk cracked so I went back to my bag to get another. That one cracked too and I said "god fucking damn it" kind of loud. I went back to get another one and I was able to light that one ok. So I take it back to the hookah (which I also went back and forth with before the charcoal to get foil and to fill part of it with water) and place it on top of the foil. So I go back to the counter to get the tea I made to drink with it and I take some Ricard which I used to keep in the freezer to drink with it as well. Then 3 other kids sit in a circle with me and we are about to smoke. Now the math teacher, who didn't teach and was just staring at me for like almost 10 minutes screams out "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!?!?!?". So I said I'm having my lunch now when one of the kids smoking with me just screams at him to shut up and teach like the school is paying him to do.
That was one of my favorite memories.