Post really cool high school memories ITT

[Metal head87]

I think that may have topped a lot of what happened in my school.

 

[Mike]

I went to 2 different high schools, both were completely different...

The first one I went to, Overbrook High School in Philly. To give you an idea of what this school was like, I was one of the few white people there (like maybe 150 outta the 2500 kids in the school), teachers carried concealed weapons, and the people were fucking stupid. And I mean fucking stupid... I believe that on the state reading test, the school average was around 12%, where as the state average was around 65%

Not much interesting happened there, since the school was essentially one big lockdown for 8 hours of the day. Occasionally a huge fight would break out that would take a nice group of cops to finally break up...

Then I moved to Utah.

Grantsville High School. A school with about 600 people located right next to a mormon church. The church was actually bigger then the school.

When I first arrived at the school towards the end of my sophmore year, I was wearing a thrash metal shirt (I believe it was a Death Angel shirt) and some ripped up faded camo shorts, with some of those mittens with the fingers cut off on my hands and a wallet chain...

As I was saying though, first day of school during lunch, the Vice Principal comes up to me (I was sitting in the hall... alone) and says (and I'll remember this for the rest of my life): "I love the way you express yourself in such, clothing, but at our school we like to maintain a certain dress code. We prefer our students to be well groomed and to dress according to a standard..."

In the suspension report, what I said was described as "colorful language."

The rest of the time I was in HS I spent studying the habits of the mormon. Every day they'd go to the church for a Seminary class in place of say, a regular class, to study their bible. Of course, when I went into the scheduling office to say I wanted a seminary period to study my religious practice of beating the meat, or study, religiously, the writings of Timothy Leary, or something like that, I was refused. Alternate religions don't go well around here...

Never really had any friends in HS around here either. If you weren't a preppy little mormon or a football lineman, you weren't welcome. You'd get picked at for stuff like having a pentagram on your shirt, in which I would counter their arguement with citing the several people who would be wearing shirts advertising (yes, advertising) mormonism. Of course, those are fine, but pentagrams, inverse crosses, or the star of david are not welcome.

And then came a set of days so very fateful... Where one day I was given a 25 dollar fine for wearing a wallet chain, cause of course, I was going to choke someone with it. Then later that week, the day I got off that suspension, a kid (big football lineman douchecunt) named Collin or something like that (mighta been Callin) decided, while I was walking to my class with headphones on, to get in my face and start screaming incoherent bullshit about metal and stuff, and then knocked my headphones off my head...

I beat him with a locker door, to keep the story short... got expelled from the school system for it... which would of been just a 1 month suspension had it not been for all my unpaid dresscode fines and previous fighting suspensions.

And thats pretty much all of my HS memories.

they gave you monetary fines for dress code violations? fucking bull shit. the whole thing is bullshit.

 

[Mike]

Ok... We never had anithing as displaying vaginal blood!!! uke:

I was in a class with 10 chicks and 22 guys and like most of the guys were really immature. Once one guythought it was a great idea to jump in the doorway... he ended in ER. Once they were doing some barbecue in the back of the classroom during the math test

Hahaha, stupid motherfuckers. That reminds me of the time this kid got hurt. One of the not so gay clubs was skateboarding club... which sounds gay but wasnt... Our school didnt have a Gym at the time, so we had a shop class room that had hockey nets in it... that was it.. so they decided to hold skateboard club there and basically, some kids brought skateboards and just did tricks on the floor while everyone else just sat around and bullshitted. I was in one of the bullshitting groups (before guitar club came around)

So this kid has an idea (keep in mind Jackass was the big thing at the time) and he wants this kid to hit him in the head with the huge kickboxing bag, its one of those floor standing padded cylanders that you just practice kicking and hitting. he figures "its a big coushin, it would be funny" so the guy takes it and comes straight down on his head with it, and they are all laughing their asses off, so hes like "AGAIN AGAIN!" so the second time he does it, it nails him right on the top of his head with the metal pole that goes down the middle of the bag for support.

So he doesnt laugh this time, and he just puts his hand on his head, looks at it, and sees is covered in blood. And this guy was BIG, he starts SCREAMING his fuckign head off, and runs down the hall to the nurse.

Classic

 

[EricT]

they gave you monetary fines for dress code violations? fucking bull shit. the whole thing is bullshit.

If you were late to class you would have to pay 3 bucks to take a make up session, or else your grade wouldn't count for any credit...

That was 3 bucks per each "tardy".

 

[Mike]

If you were late to class you would have to pay 3 bucks to take a make up session, or else your grade wouldn't count for any credit...

That was 3 bucks per each "tardy".

move back to jersey man

 

[Metal head87]

If you were late to class you would have to pay 3 bucks to take a make up session, or else your grade wouldn't count for any credit...

That was 3 bucks per each "tardy".

You think that's bad? We also had to pay if we were late. We had to pay if the police were called to the school, which was all the time even though it wasn't always our fault. The damn neighbors didn't get along with us. Half the time they said we were vandalizing their cars and braking their shit wasn't true. It was only once in a while that we actually did that, but they asked for it.
We had to pay if we broke stuff. We had to pay for finals and regents. We had to pay for books that we had to return at the end of the year anyways.
We probably payed more in fines than tuition.

 

[Cephalopod]

So, in my English class sophomore year, we had to read Beloved, and after we finished it, everyone had to make an art project relating to the book.

Unfortunately, I had a viral infection and was gone the entire week when they were due. But I've heard the story so many times, I figured I'd share it anyway.

There's this one pretentious fatassed bitch who transfered into my school (and when I say fatassed I'm not joking - it's huuuuuge), and her project was some letter or something with smeared bloodstains on it. Someone in my class jokingly asked, "Did you cut yourself to get that."

"No."

"Did you wipe a tampon on it?"

"Uh... yes."

What the fuck? How socially inept do you have to be to know that you DON'T DISPLAY YOUR VAGINAL BLOOD IN PUBLIC? ewjgoajeigejwioagjiowjaigjeiwgjwo

I'm pretty glad I wasn't there, actually. I wonder if they could smell it. :zombie:

Eeeeeeewwwww. uke: