post the worst band pictures from metal-archives

[einride]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sickspeed/59065

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Fallen_Angels/12903

i really just needed to share these


EDIT: does the guy in the first photo have a necklace tattoo

 

[dorian gray]

HAHAHAHAHAHA more please

 

[lurch70]

the chick is hot in a cross eyed kind of way.

 

[Ars Magna]

If you like those photos, you need to check this site. Great stuff:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php?page=1

 

[Dick Sirloin]

"You just never share your feelings with me anymore, and... Wait, why is that retard staring at us?"

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Have prog changed your way of thinking? Added a new dimension to your world view? Share your story. When I first discovered prog (the genre as a whole, not just one or two bands), I was going through a phase of being really narrow-minded. Everything was a straight line. Everything had to be one way only. I couldn't accept any varieties. If anything didn't go the way I wanted, I wouldn't be able to adapt, so I'd often end up failing to do anything.

And then came prog metal! It made me realize there are a lot of possibilities in life. Things don't have to be one way; there are many other ways that also work. I can be more specific. "The Sham Mirrors" by Arcturus had these crazy keyboard parts that made me feel like I was in space, and I could travel to any direction with great freedom and high velocity. "The Universal Migrator" by Ayreon taught me that the universe has a way of resetting the balance, if one plan fails, another plan will be initiated (in the album's story, the old migrator dies, the new migrator is born). And It was Dream Theater that affected me the most. They set me on FIRE. Before discovering prog, I was in that state of stagnation. I would spend hours not doing anything at all. Dream Theater changed all of this. They set me in a state of "Constant Motion". Whenever I was hesitating about what to do next, the non-stop stream of Rudess/Petrucci solos came to mind. I had to keep moving, keep doing things, just like their fingers had to keep hitting the notes. I eventually became able to adapt to different scenarios and accomplish varying tasks, just like their hands could play a variety of musical styles and would rarely hit the wrong notes. Without prog I don't know what I'd be like now. Prog changed my life.

 

[dorian gray]

If you like those photos, you need to check this site. Great stuff:

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php?page=1

hahahahahaha these are great...."The Jeremy-Bakula Project"

 

[dorian gray]

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=250

 

[einride]

the chick is hot in a cross eyed kind of way.

shes like 2/10 by swedish standards

 

[lurch70]

I would do very well in Sweden then picking up the scraps

 

[Ars Magna]

This one kills me every time: http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=409

 

[neal]

i think about 98% of the Victory Records roster qualifies

 

[neal]

hahaha i clicked on one of the not fully queer looking ones, Wretched. apparently the phrase, "new take on old school thrash metal" actually means "standard trendy deathcore"

good to know

 

[Krilons Resa]

that 2nd pic in the initial post by erik is GOLD.

 

[Ars Magna]

I had no idea Victory had such a large roster. Jungle Rot? Wow. I have always associated VR with hardcore. I guess those days are over.

 

[neal]

yeh, its also got a bunch of trendy side-parted hair in the face emo autotune dance-core garbage

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

 

[dorian gray]

been kicked out of any parties lately?

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

no

 

[Vamos]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/95413#

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/2875