preppy's official birthday picture post thread

VangelicSurgeon

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aw thanks!
i will sum up my birthday weekend here (my birthday actually really sucked for a while but i got over it)
Well, Friday night my niece, best friend, sister, and brother in law all got to NYC around midnight. We sat around and played vice city for a while and then my best friend and I went home and I fixed her haircut because it was awful and she was too cute to have a shitty one.
Saturday went as such: (my birthday) went to a food festival. Could not eat any of the food. Became delirious and famished by about 3 pm because I hadn’t eaten since 5 am. Saw stars (floating around my head). junky friend's parents call to say he sprung himself from a psych ward after flatlining on an overdose last tuesday. spent 4 hours calling around for him until he showed up at a friend's house and i guess he's doing okay but the situation is crap....
Went to a macrobiotic restaurant finally. Some PSYCHO started dissing my niece and he literally said “some people may think LOUD BABIES ARE CUTE BUT I DON”T!!!!” and then he refused to take his food, pay for it, or stay. And he stormed out while I was verbally assaulting him muttering ‘asshole’ and ‘ohh that’s real macrobiotic and peaceful of you, DICKWAD’… etc etc. gave the niece some tofu. Ate some rice FINALLY at like 5. i thought my sister was going to rip his face off.
Went out to a Mexican restaurant so my sister could have margaritas. Ate more rice. Watched people get drunk. Had fun. Got a digital camera, a book by eminem, a rolex, and a bunch of awesome candles my friend made me. Also got $40 and a violin tuner. Saw the guy from ‘frog and toad’ on the street and he winked at me. Some French perv hit on me at a guitar store and I told him he had fetus face because i said 'i am with him' (pointing to my brother in law, because i was in the store with him!) and he said 'he's not your type!' which i thought was really rude.

Sunday, AIDS WALK. Was totally awesome. Like, millions of fun people there. They played sean paul a lot and I danced. My niece kept thinking everyone was clapping specifically for her and she was totally psyched that thousands of people were into her so she did the ‘raise the roof’ about 1,000 times.


Came back, read a book my michio kushi and ate MORE RICE.

The end.
 
i am so sad that oolong died :(
but that bunny has feet like freddy! it always looks like freddy has white bellbottoms on or sailor pants.
 
since this is my birthday thread i figure i should post here what occurred last night on my belated birthday celebration with my hometown....

left at 10 pm.
bought giant bags of ice and giant bag of bologne
filled this kid's pick up, up to the windows with ice and bologne (because he sucks so bad i can't even begin to explain it)
drove my friends new car down a narrow dirt road without headlights to prove 'i still got it' at 40 mph
played 'virtual soldier' at the arcade and kicked ass
tried out owen's new dirtbike which rules and i miss motorcross
wrote a birthday wish on a piece of paper and threw it into the housatonic river
left a mini curse alter on a guys front steps b/c he made fun of a girl i used to babysit for who is now grown up
got the guy who works at cumberland farms to give me two free packs of gum in exchange for me and luke singing our rendition of 'islands in the stream' while i have no voice
came home at 4 when my dad was getting up for work and watched him use the sock puppet i made him for his birthday say 'eddie the sock doesn't LIKE oatmeal.....'