what should i get my coworker for his birthday?

[minxnim]

and i'm serious!
his birthday is tomorrow. he's really nice. he's 30. he's a lawyer. i already am getting a cake for his party, but i want to get him something else and i have no idea what to get him

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

is it Bill? I'll think about it at this stupid training session I'm about to go to.

 

[minxnim]

yes, it's bill! i really want to get him something really nice.

 

[FuSoYa]

Can you at some point make us a list or chart of all your co workers, their names, and descriptions? I want to get a full mental image of your place.

 

[xfer]

a lawmap of sorts!

is he especially professional, or pretty easygoing?

 

[minxnim]

he's very easy going. i mean, no one here wears suits or anything except this one uptight freak.

i will try to compose a list of coworkers if it's feasible, later today.

 

[avi]

the real question should be what are you y'all gonna get me for my birfday TODAY?!?

 

[tar]

ww44d

 

[xfer]

for the lawyer dude, i'm envisioning some sort of orb. details are hazy, but it should be useful and not just pretty. hmm.

for avi:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7534&item=2904107058

 

[minxnim]

today is your birthday avi??

 

[deadair]

i'm going to second tar's idea...

i mean, dudes a lawyer... he'd be able to make it legal for him to walk around the office with a 4 foot bong.

now THAT'S a fun office to be in.

 

[avi]

indeed it is.

 

[minxnim]

 

[xfer]

preppy, more info: is he a breeder?

 

[avi]

thanks!

 

[minxnim]

a breeder?
why is everything so confusing today?

 

[xfer]

i mean when you go to a chinese restaurant, does he order the chow mein or the egg rolls?

 

[minxnim]

neither! he's on a diet.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

a juicer maybe?

 

[xfer]

ok, something not too expensive that would be great for the right person is a quality sushi-making mat. if he likes sushi, and likes cooking, even if he's never made sushi before he would probably like to try it out! (i would)