Chicago Powerfest would be a good gig as well!!!!!
It is a shame that the record labels / promoters pick the tour openers.
You guys would have been a great fit for the two US Tours DragonForce did this year.
No that's a furry. Big in america, where they have like furry-cons, the American equivalent of an animé-con. People dress in huge fancy dress costumes, and believe the are all wolves/foxes trapped in human bodies. Strange indeed.
A Fluffer, in the... adult entertainment industry, is someone who "prepares" the male "actors" by keeping them aroused, before the cameras start rolling and during a shoot, usually orally.