Protect your intellectual property

[-Gavin-]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

That is fucking brilliant !

I love the Fritzl looking guy on the left

How The Thought Screen Helmet Works

The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.


A Record of Success

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998.

Two of those failures were encounters with alien-human hybrids.

......! Get this guy on Dragon's Den

 

[SocialNumb]

Fuck yeah! Armed with cheap perfume I'm safe from any grey.

 

[Morgan C]

Those aliens must be fucking kicking themselves only realising now that a mere tape hat is the Kryptonite to their ability to abduct and their entire technology in general. Fucking rock paper scissors but Tape > Aliens.

 

[-Gavin-]

"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found
stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.

Damn foreigners!

 

[-Gavin-]

Something that I love about this site... Replace every occurrence of the word "alien" with "uncle" and it still fits.

 

[Notuern]

Those aliens must be fucking kicking themselves only realising now that a mere tape hat is the Kryptonite to their ability to abduct and their entire technology in general. Fucking rock paper scissors but Tape > Aliens.

Yeah!
They are from a civilization on the level of bending time and space, but they forgot about those damn tape hats!

 

[Adrian Warren]

This is definitely fake, there's no quartz crystal inside!

 

[FIXXXER]

big fun to read, thanks for posting!

 

[Derpsicle]

But still funny.

 

[azistenostora]

Yeah!
They are from a civilization on the level of bending time and space, but they forgot about those damn tape hats!

pure gold. Spat my tea on my screen reading this.

 

[Morgan C]

What's with the epic bump? My quote below makes absolutely zero sense to me right now...

Those aliens must be fucking kicking themselves only realising now that a mere tape hat is the Kryptonite to their ability to abduct and their entire technology in general. Fucking rock paper scissors but Tape > Aliens.