Pyro Fish

[Chromatose]

I thought I saw you walking down the sidewalk the other day.

 

[Captain Beard]

Makes me think of sharks with flamethrowers.

 

[Shpongled]

Fuck this... somebody please email me when he leaves again. Thx.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, you check back occasionally.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

It's him! We have proof!

Proof coming.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*claps*

 

[Captain Beard]

And so, Kevin left, never to be seen again over petty things like LRD managing to get internet access.

 

[Shpongled]

The dude changes the entire atmosphere of the board. If it's not him posting stupid bullshit, saying ridiculous things, posting faggot pictures and trying to sound smart, it's everybody else on the board talking about him.

No matter what, his mere presense makes this board entirely less fun.

 

[Captain Beard]

So petition Deron to look into his account and ban it again?

 

[Shpongled]

He's got as much right to be here as anyone else. It's just too bad he ruins the place.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't agree, as he's been banned before for unwarranted sexual acts.

I hear ignore is a great thing for quieting people.

 

[Chromatose]

Yeah I know why it's different. Kevin starts up his incessant whining.

 

[Shpongled]

You of all people should be the most concerned since it's your girlfriend he's infatuated with, and the one singular reason I think he still comes around here.

 

[Chromatose]

He hasn't posted on here yet, whereas he's been posting elsewhere on UM

FEEL SECURE

and he becomes infatuated with anyone he makes eye contact with

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll be sure to look AROUND him if I ever meet him.

 

[Shpongled]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/130487-post-your-sexy-pics-here-729.html#post7083563

Not many people annoy me. He does. When the topic is him, I end up regretting pushing the "post quick reply" before I even do it. He seriously makes me want to leave and never come back.

 

[Chromatose]

point taken

 

[Captain Beard]

Kevin, you'll hate hearing this, but you're beginning to sound like RiA on RC. All he ever does is whine about Susperia, and whether he'll ever admit it, it IS dragging down the already shoddy quality of that board, just ask Krigloch.

Rather than leaving because you disagree with one person posting here, put him on ignore. Or just join the hordes of old boarders that'll be forgotten in a few months. Do you want to lose your legacy?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and he becomes infatuated with anyone he makes eye contact with

this is true.

and no, i'm not the only reason he comes back here.