Python explodes!

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After eating an alligator:

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oh man so many terrible jokes bubbling

i guess his eyes were bigger than his stomach!

take all you want, but PLEASE eat all you take!

i guess HE won't be asking for seconds

someone is not a member of the clean plate club
 
"exploding" is a bit of a misnomer, andicried...apparently the gator kicked its way partially out with its back claws. dumb snake should've killed it before swallowing.

someone sent that pic/article to me yesterday with the headline "Professor Snake is dumb"
 
xfer said:
"exploding" is a bit of a misnomer, andicried...apparently the gator kicked its way partially out with its back claws. dumb snake should've killed it before swallowing.

someone sent that pic/article to me yesterday with the headline "Professor Snake is dumb"



Seriously. I'm so disillusioned. Theres nothing cool about being able to unhinge your jaw and swallow something whole if it might result in your own death. Damn, my dreams have been crushed.


Also, as to the picture of the snake biting the fence...HOLY SHIT that things teeth are enormous. I had no idea they had teeth that big.
 
rock pythons ain't poisonous so they need th' teeth to grab prey for the BIG SQUEEZE.

that one had just eaten some kind of prey, i seem to remember from the anecdote that had been passed round with it.