Quotes

"I'm a firm believer of philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." -Randal Graves, Clerks

"A man may fight for many things, his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on a cheek of a golden child, but personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of french porn." -Black Adder the Third

"Cheerfulness always gets me down." -Dean in Hogfather (by Terry Pratchett)