Rambo would bury Aeon Flux in like 4 seconds
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bobo'c
Die!Die!get in the coffin
man i love this board. Trautmen can't even win a sailboat race with a fat dude and his family. Trautman's a pussy. He chokes on popcorn for fuck sake.
Arg_Hamster said:
Arg man, what the hell? What's the connection between Vernon Wells and homosexuality? Do you know something we don't? I mean, just because he played Big Gay Warriors in so many 80's movies doesn't mean he crawls down the streets of Sydney on his knees, ya know.
Remember the time he played Mighty Wez in Road Warrior? Only evidence he was gay was when the wolf kid threw the sharp boomerang at his bitch, and he ducked, but the bitch got nailed in the head. And the bitch was dead. His biutch got it. Ya know, the bitch? His bitch, the little blonde bitch. The bitch got it. He was pissed some little kid got his bitch. The bitch.
Anway, then he was hugged by the Lord Humungus, who whispered sweet nothings in his ear, causing him to fall asleep in the Humungus' strong arms.
BUT THAT WAS IT! No other gay shit from Vernon Wells!
"IS this YOUR Potty? How come, two unpopular DICKS like you, is havin' a POTTY?"
Until, of course, Weird Science came out. Shit! Fuck!
Jurched
johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
Haven't seen anything except for Kill Bill. I liked the first part better than the 2nd one. I still consider From Dusk Till Dawn the best Tarantino's movie.
gaschamber
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T_man357
Locked & Loaded
From Dusk Till Dawn is one of the best vampire flicks ever (Only the 1st one!! The rest sucked real bad!!!) But that's Robert Rodriguez's movie bro. All Tarantino did was co write it...All the onscreen mayhem was Rodriguez.
johnnieCzech said:
Rambo could own anyone except for the punisher. I especially like Rambo's ability to set up vietcong traps to destroy his enemies.
Sojo The Great!
Hollow Chamber
gaschamber
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Sojo The Great!
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Arg_Hamster
Not quite done yet...
Jurched said:Arg man, what the hell? What's the connection between Vernon Wells and homosexuality? Do you know something we don't? I mean, just because he played Big Gay Warriors in so many 80's movies doesn't mean he crawls down the streets of Sydney on his knees, ya know.
Remember the time he played Mighty Wez in Road Warrior? Only evidence he was gay was when the wolf kid threw the sharp boomerang at his bitch, and he ducked, but the bitch got nailed in the head. And the bitch was dead. His biutch got it. Ya know, the bitch? His bitch, the little blonde bitch. The bitch got it. He was pissed some little kid got his bitch. The bitch.
Anway, then he was hugged by the Lord Humungus, who whispered sweet nothings in his ear, causing him to fall asleep in the Humungus' strong arms.
BUT THAT WAS IT! No other gay shit from Vernon Wells!
"IS this YOUR Potty? How come, two unpopular DICKS like you, is havin' a POTTY?"
Until, of course, Weird Science came out. Shit! Fuck!
Jurched
We all love the Verns stuff (even the McGuyver episodes he was in), but we love him even more when he´s dressed up in chain-mail skirts and Freddie Mercury-brush on his upper lip. Admit it, the Vern is mightier than the girlie Rambo and the old Trautman fuck.
MyHatred
Chief Ten Beers
Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
Evil Dead said:
Oh, I'd bend her over. Fur sure! But her goddamned hairdo looks lethal. Too much of that hold gel shit.
No blow jobs from her, otherwise those sharp bangs on either side've her head might perform an unintended vasectomy!
Jurched
Sojo The Great!
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Sojo The Great!
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Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
suuure! its ok. Being a good looking lesbian is cool.Sojo The Great! said:
Now if you have short hair and carry a wallet.....
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Hawng said:
Kill Bill is cool...I had the pleasure of seeing it for the first time a few months ago with Billy at his place...he was yelling at the TV...very funny stuff...I had my 15 year old with me...I think he learned a whole new vocabulary...at least he learned from the best!
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