random drunk girl prank call at 1am tonight

Baliset

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Jul 31, 2002
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while i was driving to ct this girl called me and the conversation went a little something like this:

me: hello?
rdg: whats up?
me(thinking its my friend melissa): not much just driving up the street to my parents house.
rdg: where's that?
me(starting to realize the voice sounds different): Connecticut
rdg: you have no idea who this is do you?
me: actually, no. is it mande?(my friend dave's gf)
rdg: who's mande?
me: ok then i don't know who this is.
rdg: why are you going to your parents house?
me: just visiting for the weekend.
rdg: what college do you go to?
me: what was that?
rdg: what college do you go to?
me: oh i don't go to college. i am out of college now.
rdg: oh so you're like 40 or something?
me: ummm. no. 25 actually.
rdg: ok well i will let you go to your parents house.
me: ok. bye.

wtg?
 
nick: fuck! i looked in the backseat! this would explain the sudden maiming with a hook.

prepz: i didn't think it was you anyway because this girl was dumb with a capital "duhhhhhh" or at least that is the way she came across in the phone call.

iandork: you bastard
 
yea if i called i'd either just say "NO" and hang up, or i'd launch into a 3 hour treatise on the importance of the thalamocortical loop in attention processing. or some crap. yea.
 
If I thought someone with a knife was in my backseat I would most likely pull out a knife (since I have one with me everywhere except school) and get out of the car.