6'5" tall, bald, black, effeminate sounding checker says: "Is he makin' you pay for all this?"
me: "what?"
checker: (pointing to my roommate) "Is he making you pay for all this?"
me: "uh"
roommate (holding only a $3.99 bottle of Rogue beer): "well, that's his, and this is mine."
checker: "Oh, you don't share your grocery shopping?"
me & roommate look at each other
checker (to me): "You need to get yo'self a new one."
me: LAUGH
roommate: "Oh, I'm not gay."
checker: "Well, you don't have to be gay to go shopping together."
me (laughing): "Yeah, Mike shares shopping with me."
roommate: "Yeah, but-"
checker (to roommate): "Oh, that's it. No gay discount for you."
roommate: "There's a gay discount?"
checker: "Yep. Yours will be $8.34."
roommate: "What?"
me: cracking up
roommate: "I knew it's better to be gay."
checker: "What?"
roommate: "I said sometimes I wish I were gay."
checker: "I bet you do!"
