ITT, we tell strip club stories to make Jerry feel better

[NAD]

Either that or you'd discover just how brokeback he really is.

Oh fuckit, as long as I lasted longer than the other dude, who cares.

 

[JayKeeley]

isn't that

even worse

lollerz atrox v madder mortem

 

[lurch70]

@ JayK

btw, I would totally have a 3some with a chick and some other dude, provided a) said dude was a friend of mine, and b) there were clear-as-day rules of engagement, i.e. no man-on-man groping

The chick would LOVE it, that'd be hot.

... that's all ... just

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Haha prostitute stories rule! Sometimes they're grose, though... like this one

Back in '94, me and five friends were driving through Europe for about a month, and we stopped in Prague. Four of us went out to see pretty women dance, and the other two were like.. "Yeah, we're gonna stay in tonight.."

We didn't think much of it, so we just went out and drank irresponsibly. When we came back, we more or less kicked down the door and jumped in screaming, like drunk brats usually do. And in one of the beds, one dude is fucking the most hideous prostitutes EVER. She stuttering in a really broken english "Are you fiiiinishid sooooon? fiiinish now pliiiis!" He's just grunting and looking at us, pretty fucking mad.

And in the bathroom, the other dude is having some really fat chick bent over the sink. The four of us are just standing there, oberving this nailing of Shamu. After a while, our friend starts grunting in that charming way that men do when they're finishing up. So another dude stands up to the plate and have at it...

So, this is kinda like 'gugs's story, except here, instead of being out $700, the buyer of the hooker was out $30... And the hooker wasn't eager for more, she had just passed out, so she didn't notice the change in penises...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

The major difference being that in my story the slut was HOT AS FUCK and in your story the slut was nicknamed SHAMU.

 

[lizard]

whew...I thought when you guys barged into the room the two who remained behind were going to be brokebacking each other.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

This thread is fucking comedy gold.

 

[Nate The Great]

 

[NAD]

So, this is kinda like 'gugs's story, except here, instead of being out $700, the buyer of the hooker was out $30... And the hooker wasn't eager for more, she had just passed out, so she didn't notice the change in penises...

HAHAHHAA

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Nate, you suck!

 

[Reign in Acai]

One time my buddies and I went all went to Spearmint Rhino for a night of beholding boobies. Mike, our buddy Yric, and I, were all sitting in the front row watching the stage dancer do her pole moves. Upon the conclusion of the song she's on her hands and knees scrounging up all the wrinkly dollars bills which were wet from the perspiration that dripped from the palms of horny hounds at bay. A lone dollar sat between the three of us, which prompted her to make a spectacle of herself by admonishing us before a packed house.

For a few brief seconds we tried passing it off like she was talking to someone else. Low and behold, the jig was up and we scurried off to the adjacent porn shop.