Stories of Public Intoxication

i should mention the time last saturday that i played 2 shows in one night and then got in an argument with my gf so i smashed an empty glass against the wall of the bar, stomped out and walked about 60 blocks home. fortunately our vocalist restrained the door guy from following me out and kicking my ass as he surely would have, given our substantial weight disparity and my distinctly inebriated state. i have no regrets, as the bartenders were assholes even though i was tipping them nicely for the free beers i got for being in the band. needless to say we can never play there again :lol: