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[Chromatose]

I have a steak candle laying around somewhere in the house... Got it at this fucking weird store for vegetarians my friend dragged me to.

WHOA

 

[EricT]

im guessing you didnt get any ass afterwards either

Nope.

She turned out to be a total bitch, as usual.

 

[Chromatose]

Nope.

She turned out to be a total bitch, as usual.

DAMN

 

[Captain Beard]

You should've give her RGHB.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i thought that was he'd tried to do initially...




c'mon, it's Eric.

 

[Captain Beard]

Let him give you some to make up for it?

 

[Chromatose]

Tonight Cara said she wanted meat-scented candles so I said HEY, MY THREAD BUMP

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i hadn't seen the thread though!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[Altitudes]

Tender loin baby cake

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

BLT scented candle set, including BACON. That's meat.

 

[Chromatose]

BACON = FREEDOM

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our BACON!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

"BACON SCENT CANDLE FOR BEAR"
http://www.hottrails.com/htorder.html

 

[Chromatose]

"BACON SCENT CANDLE FOR BEAR"
http://www.hottrails.com/htorder.html

I'd be worried a bear would come knocking at the door if I started lighting those around the house

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

do you livein bear country?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

No...but we do have coyotes and bobcats!

 

[Captain Beard]

They're sissy animals though. We have coyotes and they're so high strung when you fart they flee.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Let him give you some to make up for it?

i think he used it all on tyler in seattle...