Random-LOL-of-the-day -thread
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Chryst Krispies
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Erkan
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The UFO thing made me laugh....but the mother thing...not so much.
The son should apply the "therapy" himself....not have his mother fucking make him cum 3x.
Black neon bob
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This, my friends.. is fucking epic!
Lazy chair? check..
Reading glasses? check..
Coffee? check...
2 hours of spare time to read all 28 pages full of epicness? CH-FECKIN-ECK!
Erkan
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Hahaha you read all of it? Duuuude... wish I had time for that too 
No wait, why do I wish that... I don't want to read about a mom jerking her son off.
No wait, why do I wish that... I don't want to read about a mom jerking her son off.OHMYGOD that is ridiculous (and fucking weird as hell) - and I just about died when I read "I has given good results" 
Keregioz
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I have witnessed and survived Tubgirl and 2girls1cup...that fantasy of hers is nothing compared to those.
The mother jacking off her sons horseshoe penis however, that was something entirely new to me
SocialNumb
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Keregioz
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The mother jacking off her sons horseshoe penis however, that was something entirely new to me
Haha....welcome to the internet. There are literally thousands of this kind of stories floating around but they are just that...stories, unless you actually believe the story with the horseshoe penis to be true.
Tube girl and 2girls1cup on the other hand is as real as it can get
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You know, I've actually heard that having a SLIGHT upturn to your dong can be a good thing, cuz it means you're more likely to pound a chick's G-spot when entering from the front. Of course, if it's so hooked that you spooge on yourself when beating it (as in the case of the supposed kid in question in that thread), that might be a bit too much :
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Erkan
mr-walker.bandcamp
You know, I've actually heard that having a SLIGHT upturn to your dong can be a good thing, cuz it means you're more likely to pound a chick's G-spot when entering from the front. Of course, if it's so hooked that you spooge on yourself when beating it (as in the case of the supposed kid in question in that thread), that might be a bit too much
Hahaha imagine that... jerking off while standing up and you got your dick pointing straight out, but you still manage to squirt yourself in the face.
No wait, don't imagine that... DO NOT WANT!
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I could handle hot chicks handling shit...but a guy...thats just too much even for me.
Ps. Thats one huge fuckin snake. Anaconda?
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