Randomly hilarious/creepy video thread

Coming from a guy that averages about 4,300 posts a year since he joined, that sure means a lot to me.
 
Yes because the quantity of my posts directly affects my credibility.
 
I would have loved to have had a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad", "My dad is badder than your dad!" So what? "My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it".

- Frankie Boyle
 
I was going to make Spaghetti Carbonara but I had no milk to make the cheese sauce so all I could do was melt some cheese :(