Rate your immediate co-workers

[Reign in Acai]

40yr Old Virgin Toy Collector

Skill/Job Knowledge: 9/10
Work Ethic: 3/10
Annoyance Factor: 5/10

Quirks: Orders 2 boxes of pizza a day, needs a vehicle escort to his car as he's too lazy to walk, talks up how much of a baller he is, yet still lives at home.


Ling Ling:
Skill/Knowledge: 6/10
Work Ethic: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 8/10

Quirks: Brings a dolly (no joke) of gadgets to work, acts as if she works for the F.B.I when all we do is surf the internet, 50 yr old single bint who was left at the altar and lives with a half dozen cats.


Papi Chulo
Skill/Knowledge: 4/10
Work Ethic: 7/10
Annoyance Factor: 7/10

Quirks: Gabs away endlessly, during moments of respite surfs up a storm on facebook (has a bathroom mirror self portrait profile pic), more libidinous than Dorian, has been known to be unable to hold in farts.


Stoner Midget
Skill/Knowledge: 10/10
Work Ethic: 2/10
Annoyance Factor: 5/10


Quirks: Laughs at nothing out of the blue after toking away during lunch breaks, smells like ass after minimal exertion, loves hot sauce, talks a gang of shit behind peoples back, though quite humorous in his delivery.


Ex-Cop Don't Give a Fuck "Why am I here" dude
Skill/Knowledge: 2/10
Work Ethic: -5/10
Annoyance Factor: 2/10

Quirks: Slacker, always trying to get out, but failing at every attempt. Plays tower defense games all night. Loves life outside of work, outdoors man type, doesn't want to feel confined.



Yea, fuck this place.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[KILL TULLY]

Former Ranger Sniper Mega Irish Ginger
Callsign: Ginger
Skill/Knowledge: 10/10
Work Ethic: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10

Not above-average looking guy plus a ginger to boot, yet pulls ladies like a ninja-master while out and about. Been there, done that, two or three purple hearts and still a war machine. Got investigated for being 'overly aggressive' in the war and because his uncle ran guns for the IRA.

Short, Jacked Former USMC Scout/Sniper
Callsign: Eli
Skill/Knowledge: 10/10
Work Ethic: 10/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10

Can discuss military history for hours on end with, knows his sniper history and loves his job. Mega pal who is always up for any adventure to anywhere in the world.

Former Crew Chief (aka: glorified flight attendant) Who Still Knows Everything About Everything
Callsign: Los
Skill/Knowledge: 8/10
Work Ethic: 8/10
Annoyance Factor: 6/10

He has been contracting a good long while so he is legit, but is annoying about it. Not nearly (read: not any) as much combat experience in the wars as the young guys and obviously tries to make up for it with annoying overbearing. Will put his two cents on everything. "Yea a magazine with rounds in it falls faster than a magazine without rounds." "But, physics etc. etc." "No dude it's heavier..." "WhateverYouSay.jpg".

Member of My Old Platoon
Callsign: Shank
Skill/Knowledge: 10/10
Work Ethic: 10/10, now 7/10
Annoyance Factor: 1/10

Mega-super-pal and pretty much my brother. Went through the war with him and now work with him. Will drink tens of energy drinks a day while arguing about everything from weapons to Star Trek. He gets one point of annoyance factor because we will get into heated debates and annoy each other every so often. Work ethic went down recently since he got moved to a team he doesn't enjoy very much, haha. But he has been able to brush up on his programming and Linux geekery because of it so it's not all bad.

 

[dorian gray]

Not nearly (read: not any)

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Hmmm I just work with a bunch of nerds. They're nice. It's the students that make me want to shoot myself sometimes.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I'm the dumbest one in my group, so I'm probably the annoying guy.

 

[Demilich]

I am now unemployed and embarking on a 2-month roadtrip with my girlfriend... coming soon to an East Coast locale near you??

So no co-workers!! I barely knew my ones from my last job anyhow, those dog-fucking ingrates.

 

[Ellestin]

I am now unemployed and embarking on a 2-month roadtrip with my girlfriend... coming soon to an East Coast locale near you??

why not Europe? Greece is a bargain.

 

[Reign in Acai]

50yr Old Virgin Toy Collector

Skill/Job Knowledge: 8/10
Work Ethic: 2/10
Annoyance Factor: 3/10

Quirks: Has Door Dash on speed dial, will text you at random hours in gleeful elation of a Zak Snyder cut dropping, talks up how much of a baller he is, yet lives rent free courtesy of his momma's purse strings.


Stoner Midget
Skill/Knowledge: 10/10
Work Ethic: 8/10
Annoyance Factor: 3/10


Quirks: Laughs at nothing out of the blue after toking away during lunch breaks, smells like ass after minimal exertion, loves hot sauce, talks a gang of shit behind peoples back, though quite humorous in his delivery.

Cool Arm Luke:
Skill/Knowledge: 7/10
Work Ethic: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 1/10

Quirks: Coolest cat in the room. Would love to make him a drinking buddy, but would be booze shamed into oblivion. This dude quaffs anejo for breakfast. Good life experience, good stories, has fucked many a janitor behind closed doors at work. George Costanza with dignity.

Cubano Right Winger:
Skill/Knowledge:2/10
Work Ethic:1/10
Annoyance Factor: 4/10

Quirks: Has a penchant for firearms, says the word "spear chucker" out in the open without a care, is a free mason looking for love. Ideal colleague despite work ethic, but the pendulum swings come the strike of midnight when lad falls asleep to youtube at 120 decibels.


Yea, fuck this place.

 

[einride]

i'm proud of Stoner Midget's journey towards personal betterment

 

[Reign in Acai]

Truth be told, these are exceptional results across the board. Perhaps why I dont mind going to work all that much. Only thing that grabs my goose is seeing managerial shit bags. These four cats are all swell to varying degrees. Kudos to the entire lot.

 

[SonOfNun]

What happened to Ling Ling?

 

[Reign in Acai]

What happened to Ling Ling?

No longer an immediate coworker. I low key love that broad. She gave me a 100 gift card as a wedding gift years back. A misunderstood sweetheart whose disposition was gravely altered by the hours in which we toil. She's salary now and has her own office. Feel good story.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Toy collector...is that Beta?